They say that what you wear reflects a piece of your personality or even status. Here's what these golden globe styles said about their humans...
Best way to pull off red velvet: Marion Cotillard in those adorable pointed shoes.
Kaley Cuoco took the whole "bold lip," thing pretty seriously when she appeared in this darling nude dress and that vampy oxblood lip.
Anjelica Houston and Helena Bonham Carter are the cool kids on the block. Kudos to these die hard rockin' babes.
Bill Murray is channeling his inner Kaiser Wilhelm.
Amy Adamn is also feeling slightly vintage, in hopes of recreating the Clara Bow effect.
Jessica Chastain didn't get the memo: mint is so last year.
Lucy Liu is broke, so instead of going shopping used her wallpaper as a dress.
Cody Horn from Magic Mike likes to shop at Macys. Can you tell?
Julianne Moore never seems to surprise us anymore.
Seems like Halle Berry didn't quite get the memo. It's the Golden Globes, not 90's prom at Bel Aire.
Taylor Swift: 1. What are you doing here. 2. You look like a bridesmaid at some upper class bitch's wedding.
Connie Britton has been watching a lot of "mani" tutorials.
Lena Dunham could not walk in her shoes. Guess what brand, though! Louboutin!
Kate Hudson apparently doesn't know anything about wearing your hair up when your neck is over-adorned with beads and other shiny objects.
Rachel Weisz loved being 14 years old and ain't afraid to show it.
Juliana Margulies was on point with this tattoo imitation gown.
Julie Bowen is all about staying comfy.
Sofia Vergara never wants to grow up.
Rosario Dawson doesn't know anything about necklines.
Jennifer Lopez wears what we all expected her to wear.
And J Lo's awesome flask-bag
Zosia Mamet was uber trendy with her fatty brows and leather inserts.
Emily Mortimer was seriously inspired by "The Day the Earth Stood Still"
Sienna Miller is a pale girl in a white dress.
Amanda Seyfried and Amy Adams apparently got the same memo.
Emily Blunt is goin' for gold.
Eva Langoria didn't really understand that "slit" trend.
Jennifer Lawrence's dress reminded us of armor.
Amy Poehler has a better cleavage than Miley (remember that awful white tux getup?)
Michelle Dockery somehow pulled off this otherwise awkward gown.