According to the University of Kansas, Lawrence and Wellesley College, MA, there is now scientific evidence on how your shoes reveal intimate personality traits in yourself.
There has been some speculation for quite sometime on whether or not this assertion was true, and now, we finally have some data to back it up. Personally, whe I find data to support a hypothesis, it gives me the butterflies, the kind you get when you are excited. Let's see what your shoes say about you.
People with well maintained shoes
People with practical shoes...
...Tend to be more agreeable
Nice people tend to eat Sweet things
The Guy who looks like a bully
And grow's up to look like this
Is actually a loyal team player
In certain circumstances, that bully-faced guy is actually guaranteed to be nicer than everyone else ... as long as he perceives he's on your team.
People with Symmetrical faces tend to be rich
Wealthy parents = better chance of becoming wealthy yourself.
People with asymmetrical faces tend to be leaders
HAAAA! TAKE THAT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! KISS OUR ASYMMETRICAL BOOTY.