Update your entire life yo! Get on some of this new age stuff. Why are you still living in the stone age?
Analogue salt and pepper shaker.
Extendable power strip
Fidn yourself a couch like this.
Do your chores on one of these.
Do yourself a favor and get a solar powered automatic lawn mower
ninja star [shirukan] magnets.
Hidden shower compartments.
WANT WANT WANT
Friend zone couch
Reversible wookie jacket
good idea/bad idea box