St. Patrick’s Day is coming up, and you know what that means — totally weird stuff for sale on Etsy.
It’s easy in all the excitement of parades to lose sight of what’s important on St. Patrick’s Day (drinking and cabbage) and get lost in the madness of trying to be the tackiest person at O’Malley’s Pub. If you’re not sure whether or not this is you, consult this list. If you already own or are planning on buying any of these handmade items, we regretfully inform you that you have lost control. And not in a too-many-pints kind of way. (If you must, click on the headlines below to purchase these questionable items.)
It's not Halloween yet. It's not "act slutty day" it's "get super wasted" day.
I don't even know how people would use these
Dude. You are NOT the guy from Jamiroquai.
This just gets in the way of everything. And it's probably SUPER DUPER uncomfortable.
Eww. Just. No.
I don't know whether to eat this, apply it, or throw it away. Either way, don't do it.
Comm'on people. Seriously?!?!!? Do I even need to say why this is ridiculous?