With the rise of technology, 140 character tweets and SMS shorthand texts (“BWl! Aamof afaik gonna mari him cuz im in luv wit him!” = “*Bursting with laughter* As a matter of fact, as far as I know I’m going to marry him – because I’m in love with him.”) the English language is under attack. But fear not, we’re going to arm you with 13 of the most deadly and pretentious punctuation marks in the history of the written word, soon enough you’ll be able to come across as a well-educated and well-rounded private school Boffin. Plus you’ll sound cool doing it, how could using a symbol called the ‘Interrobangβ½’ not be awesome right?
Asterism
Despite itβs epic name βAsterismβ and great design, its use is rather underwhelming. Itβs designed to indicate when there is a minor break in a link of text. But on a side note, it can also mean βuntitledβ which lets face it β is also pretty useless.
Dagger
Itβs also known as an Obelisk. The Double Dagger is often called the Diesis and both represent a javelin β which is cutting out excess copy from your text. Itβs common use though has been to mark out repetitions in poor translations β although in these modern times, itβs most used as a modified footnote.
Solidus
Itβs easy to think this is just your typical slash but donβt be fooled. Itβs set at a much steeper angle than the commonplace slash for starters and prior to decimalisation taking the world by storm, it was used to separate different values of currency from each other.
Caret
This little symbol actually has 3 other names, it can be called a Wedge, an Up-Arrow and even a Hat. Itβs most common name though βCaretβ is Latin for βit lacksβ, itβs no coincidence either as the Caret is mainly used to highlight that something is missing from the original text.
Guillemets
Name after a 16th Century French printer, Guillemets literally translates into βLittle Williamsβ an interesting and pretty useless fact we have to admit. But their central role is that non-English languages use them as their standard quotation marks.
Sheffer Stroke
Certainly not your everyday symbol β itβs mainly used for Boolean functions Mainly propositional calculus. Which basically means you wonβt be using it any time soon β but itβs still a stylish symbol nonetheless.
Becuase
Quite why this symbol means βBecauseβ is somewhat of a mystery β itβs visually very similar to the βThereforeβ sign, except itβs inverted.
Section Sign
A favourite of lawyers (who are too good for regular punctuation marks) they use the Section Sign to highlight areas of text.
Exclamation Comma
The best of both worlds right? Simply because youβre excited, doesnβt necessarily mean you have to end the sentence in its tracks.
Interobang
This is one of our favourites β itβs the equivalent of saying OMGWTF? And itβs a combination of the exclamation and question mark fused into one item of pure simplistic greatness.
Pilcrow
If you use Microsoft Word, youβll have seen this symbol appearing as paragraph breaks β but few people know itβs actually called Pilcrow. The name itself dates back to Ye Oldeβ England where it meant βParagraphβ.
Irony Mark
Also called the Percontation Point and the Snark, itβs used to raise awareness of another layer or alternate meaning in a sentence β more often than not an ironic or sarcastic one. Basically itβs a tool which clever people use to make dumb people feel even more stupid β which (in our minds) makes it the best punctuation mark of all!
