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Because the main person you should trust with secrets of national and planetary security is Will Smith (especially when he’s on his way to a barbecue), we’re actually not too shocked at the fact that his son, Jaden Smith, says President Barack Obama told him about aliens.
The 14-year-old rapper and actor told Wonderland magazine (via Zap2It), “I like aliens!”
“I think aliens are really cool, because they exist. I talked to President Obama about the extraterrestrials. He said he could neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens, which means they’re real.”
Smith added, “If people think we’re the only people that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.”
Yes. Something almost as wrong as someone who thinks the President doesn’t have other things (Boston, North Korea, the NDAA, his wife’s bangs, daughters so cute they should be locked up til they’re 35) to worry about besides entertaining Will Smith’s progeny.
Based on Jaden’s logic about neither confirming nor denying anything, we guess this means those Scientology rumors are true. Right?
The 14-year-old rapper and actor told Wonderland magazine (via Zap2It), “I like aliens!”
“I think aliens are really cool, because they exist. I talked to President Obama about the extraterrestrials. He said he could neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens, which means they’re real.”
Smith added, “If people think we’re the only people that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.”
Yes. Something almost as wrong as someone who thinks the President doesn’t have other things (Boston, North Korea, the NDAA, his wife’s bangs, daughters so cute they should be locked up til they’re 35) to worry about besides entertaining Will Smith’s progeny.
Based on Jaden’s logic about neither confirming nor denying anything, we guess this means those Scientology rumors are true. Right?
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