We love sloths. There’s no question. But we can’t spend all day looking at them online– sometimes we have to take a break to order food from Seamless or run a damp sponge over our body. Worse, sometimes we actually have to leave the apartment. To combat this, we’ve taken sloths and given them everyday jobs, so we can imagine the people we have to talk to are sloths while we’re talking to them. That’s normal, right?
Plus, it gives the sloth community a better reputation. They aren’t sloth-ful, they’re work-ful. (Yes, that’s not a word. Look, sloths in people clothes!)