Wow, congrats on getting pregnant, friend. Can you just spare us and let us mail you some diapers direct from Amazon? Because NOBODY wants to go to your stupid baby shower. Just take this 3-pack of onesies as a token of our support for your decision to have unprotected sex and make a human. Good work. How about some burp cloths? We don’t even know what they’re for, but according to every baby shower ever you can never have too many, so just take them all. Please, please, PLEASE do not make us actually come to your baby shower. Our list of reasons is long and true.
There is no alcohol.
The Games SUCK
Let's sit quietly and take a test!
Baby Ice cubes? Terrible Idea
Pregnancy is full of surprises!
When did eating baby shaped things become ok?
This one is a bit too much.