We didn’t fully comprehend how many filthy words were in Macklemore’s hit song ‘Thrift Shop’ until we heard that Kidz Bop was going to cover it. That news filled us with an unexpected sense of dread, as we mentally rattled through the lyrics and realized so many children were about to be grounded for the summer. It’s okay though, guys. Kidz Bop has got this on lock.
They’ve changed *so* many of the words that it’s practically a different song, which sort of makes it entertaining in its own right. Here are the original, NSFW lyrics for comparison. If you’re more of a visual person, here’s the song animated in MS Paint.