Jamie Lee Curtis Taete of Vice visited the Hollywood Wax Museum and wrote them an open letter, describing it as “the worst wax museum in America.” The piece is full of hilarious photos taken on his visit which prove his point beyond a shadow of a doubt. The pictures and read on his letter.
I recently visited your Los Angeles location and was exceptionally disappointed with what I saw."
I have never seen Castaway, so there may actually be a scene in which Tom Hanks becomes blind in one eye, but I doubt that is the case. "
Your Cameron Diaz looks identical to how that looks in my head. I am genuinely surprised she hasn't yet sued for defamation. "
For instance, you chose to depict Adam Sandler, star of The Waterboy, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, and dozens of other films that people have actually seen (or heard of) as his character from the movie where it rains gumballs. Google tells me, it is called Bedtime Stories."
You should sell this ability to movie studios. Like, they could call you up and say, "Hey, we wanna make a comedy western with Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson—does that sound good to you? Like the kinda thing you'd wanna make into a waxwork? Yeah? OK, cool, we're shutting it down." You could save them hundreds of millions of dollars a year."
Just to be clear, you have none of these people represented: the Beatles, Meryl Streep, Robin Williams, Elton John, Whitney Houston, Oprah, Bruce Willis, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Eddie Murphy, John Travolta, Madonna, Jack Nicholson, James Dean, Whoopi Goldberg, Sandra Bullock, any US president, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Michael Jordan, Judy Garland, Audrey Hepburn, Patrick Swayze, etc.
But you have both Nacho Libre AND Tropic Thunder Jack Black..."
Why else would you take Indiana Jones, one of the most beloved movie characters of all time, and position him so it's impossible to get your photograph taken with him without including Shia Labeouf?"
Very good, you guys. You really had me going for a minute there.