Materialism. It's what everyone wants. What everyone needs. Get some.
I feel like these would make an excellent party starter.
I don't know what I would use these for or where I would go, but I want some. Do you like?
A little creepy, but everyone has dreams.
YES! This is exactly what would make my life better. One of these.
Every girl wants a pair of these. Even better if they are all real.
Useful! My bathroom would be so much more organized with one of these!