College life. It's that weird purgatory where it's ok to still be fun goofy silly and do all kinds of shenanigans, but you still have responsibilities as an adult. After you graduate, you should not be doing any of the following:
Eating Ramen noodles everyday of the week.
Tell people, or show off about your beer pong skills
Your interior decorating techniques need to improve
Living with 15 people in the same house should not be happening anymore.
Wearing these fashion atrocities.
sleeping in until noon. UNACCEPTABLE.
Wearing leggings and uggs.
Your definition of spring break needs to change.
Snow days are non existant
Your email needs to change.