Bizarre indeed. In case you wanted to know the right way to hold hands or sleep with a mannequin.
How to Hold Hands (step by detailed step)
And still MORE hand-holding technique tips
Now How to Hold ARMS ...
How to Groom One Another (including the always sexy helpful removing-gunk-from-shoe move)
How to Do Cute Facial Touching Stuff (apparently)
How to Insert your Finger into Someone's Belly Button
How to Manipulate Boobs (complete with flat "woman" dummy and helpful arrows)
How to Work with a Man's "Test Tube"
Possibly the Least Sexy Depiction of Oral Sex Ever
And Extremely Unsexy Depictions of Various Positions ....