Places Children Should Never Be

Author:

Veggie

13 nov 2012 18:13

282

"where did I put my child?" >"oh there it is, I just left it under the mattress"

The floor of the local convenient store gas station

A bar

A strip club

trapped inside a hot car with out the windows down

This close to a bear

Under your Butt

At an Insane Clown Possey concery

In the bathroom with you and this gross dude

At a drug deal

In the overhead luggage compartment on an airplane

In a kennel

in the middle of a covered pool

At a Fleshlight promotional event