Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, a boy, a girl hitler, and a brilliant disabled scientist found the one ring to rule them all.
Wait wait.... that sounds wrong....
Move: The Movie, is quite possibly the best movie never made. It has everything every movie has ever had, and more.
You'll see what I mean.
Starring: Merryl Streep...in a mustache.
Colin Farrel and an athletic dog.