These are very funny jokes, if you are a nerd or you just get science))
Bad pick up lines for geologists.
The difference between a virus and a retrovirus:
Gregor Mendel approves this pun:
There's use crying over spilled molecules.
Hey, at least he learned something.
Dating with Amedeo Avogadro:
When Schrodinger covers Carly Rae Jepsen:
Relationships are hard when you're insoluble.
Some jokes are all about the timing.
Electricity is a non-violent movement, you see.
While we're making electricity jokes...
The rest of you are missing the context.
There are 3 types of people: optimists, pessimists, and scientists.
Astronomy is sweet stuff.
"Oh, the... [insert picture here]!"
To close, here's how you make meth: