Funny & Lame Pick Up Lines
"Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you."
"Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot."
"Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!"
"Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet."
"Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’."
"Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen"
"My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. ('yes I do') Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast"
"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
"You turn my software into hardware!"
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