Let’s pretend you’re my boyfriend for a second. Also let’s pretend that isn’t the saddest sentence, ever.
Me: ” Man, Pizza is delicious. We should eat some for dinner tonight. How about it, babe? It’s been a hard week. What kind of pizza are YOU in the mood for tonight?”
Too personal pizza
Copyrite infringement pizza
Depressing same inducing pizza
"Do I look Like I Give a F**k" pizza
Panic attack pizza.