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Dance crazes commonly occur among humans, as does arachnophobia, but even worse than either of these is that overwhelming feeling of walking into a spider web. You know the moment, you're just wandering along and suddenly all these tiny gauze strands are covering your body with creepy-crawly sensations. Although your first urge might be to wipe off the offending spider pathways, several intense weeks of research have shown that the illustrious rapper 2 Chainz has a different and more effective strategy. After Tracy Morgan first broached the subject on twitter, it has become increasingly apparent that Mr. Epps is plagued by recurring run-ins with spider webs, but his response is simply to dance through them.
You can see this is a vintage hallway, most likely full of spiderwebs, Tauheed Epps got you. Watch him employ the double elbow drop to make sure this fine wallpaper is completely cleared of offending webs.
Choo Chainz is at the big booty birthday party when, who didn't clear the area of arachnoids? Last minute Yeezy and midget defense strategy implemented.
A huge empty room and Choo Chainz runs into a spiderweb, knocks it onto his crotch and throws his head back in a howl. A$AP Rocky remains unfazed, he's probably protected due to his Helmut Lang accoutrement. Maybe the two should go shopping together after they clear the area.
Double Necklaces finds himself alone and fire dancing in an abandoned parking garage in his "Riot" video when he shuffles right into a few wild spiderwebs. With the cameras rolling he stays cool and manages to pretend-dance as he stomps em out.
This is what I'm saying, again with the spiders? Spiderwebs in the middle of the skyline? There's not even enough strength left in his little chicken wings to fight back, but he bravely dances on. Is 2 Necklace the Rap-Game-I-Am-Legend right now? Possibly.
There's little webs on his right, little webs on his left. Nothing a little cross-country skiing moves cant fix. It also looks like, maybe our hero is wearing more than two chains in this clip? Could this be the scene where the line "2 chains but I got me a few on" was originally imagined? It's easy to see why he was concerned that his necklaces stay protected from invisible traps laid by spiders
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