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Despite its three-and-a-half star rating on Yelp, Sava! Italiano was not a success. The Amarillo, TX-based Italian restaurant recently shut down, according to a closure notice outside the building, which reads in full:
"You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm had no idea what you had here! Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen shit food in this town. Maybe youβll remember us when youβre boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We are off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temperature! CIAO!!!"
"You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm had no idea what you had here! Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen shit food in this town. Maybe youβll remember us when youβre boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We are off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temperature! CIAO!!!"
Now, as much as I want to believe that everything about this is true, the restaurantβs chef/owner, Mark Coffman, emailed Grub Street about the βnasty joke,β writing, βYes it was a JOKEβ¦ Nobody ever saw it up and it is not up now. It appears somebody put it up, took a pic, and then took it down. Weβve got a cook thatβs filed unemployment and weβre fighting it. Thatβs about all I can figure out at this point.β Sava!βs Facebook* page also warns people to, β[Not] believe all you hear and see folks!β Then again, this message is also on their Wall:
βAnd I thought opening this last restaurant was a choreβ¦β¦β¦.Holy Jesus Jesus McJesusness Jesusinium. Itβs supposed to get easier!β
βAnd I thought opening this last restaurant was a choreβ¦β¦β¦.Holy Jesus Jesus McJesusness Jesusinium. Itβs supposed to get easier!β
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