Think about it for a second, when Mary Poppins pops open the medicine they go on an inexplicable journey; jumping into a painting, ride a merry-go-round through a cartoon fox-hunt and eventually a horse race, which Mary wins.
Spoonful of sugar my backside! Remember this was set in 1910 so drugs like opium were still legal and in regular use, although the film sounds like more of an LSD trip
Scooby Doo and Shaggy
Now I know we never see them light up or seen evidence of a bong so how are they getting their hit? Two words, Scooby Snacks!
It’s amazing how many baked treats will get you baked and Scooby Snacks are probably their alternative to pot brownies.
Well let’s take a closer look at it, apparently Popeye somehow gets super strength from eating spinach. While it’s a great way to get kids to eat veggies, I’m not buying it and not because the closest thing I’ve ever had to a salad is bacon.
Just look at his forearms! There is nothing natural that could cause that kind of muscle growth, and the way he flies off the handle and smashes people through walls only add to the evidence that Popeye is clearly on steroids.
Fortunately for a show about a ‘roided up guy hanging around the shore it was at least entertaining and it could’ve been a lot worse…
Well, let’s look at the evidence. At the very outset of the film E.T. and his ‘plant enthusiast’ friends are wandering around acting suspicious in the woods. When the police turn up they run for it, leaving a dazed and confused E.T. to wander around aimlessly and end up napping in a strangers shed. Now if that doesn’t sound like someone busted a ‘grow operation’ (and sampling the merchandise) I don’t know what does.
To add to it E.T. has a load of trouble communicating coherently, has a series case of the munchies and sits around playing with children’s toys and watching cartoons. He’s clearly a pot-head.
It sort of begs the question; who would slip a baby elephant stupidly strong hallucinogenic drugs?
Wile E. Coyote
Oscar the Grouch
To make matters worse he also appears to be made entirely of weed, which sort of explains those rare mellow moments.