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1. Don't dye your hair lilac.
2. Don't dye your hair lilac.
3. Don't drink and drive.
4. Don't text and drive.
5. Don't get caught and end up like this one.
7. Don't involve the president in your petty bullshit.
8. But DO delete your twitter account if you do.
9. Don't get charged with more than one hit and run in a 5 month period.
10. Stay out of the public eye as much as possible.
11. Don't give people a reason to talk about you.
12. Especially when you like doing this in your car.
13. Don't spend 2 hours in a West Hollywood dressing room.
14. And then continue driving on your suspended license.
15. While pretending nobody sees you.
16. Don't go to NY to "start a fashion line."
17. And bragging about your money...??
18. Just listen to your old script.
19. And then lock yourself in a bathroom for 30 minutes (at a bakery).
20. Please don't reactivate your Twitter account.
21. And don't wear this lipstick.
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