Over the past several months America has heard a lot about gun control, especially after the Aurora shooting, the Mall shooting, and the several school shootings.
After careful consideration and thought I've come up with a modest proposal: why don't we just give the kids some guns? Perhaps kids would be safer with school shootings if we gave them guns. Let's not even stop there, how about we give the teacher's guns too. That will certainly make America a safer place. Afterall, "God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal".
Let the people have their guns!
Who else better to tackle the gun problem then Biden?
Let's blame video games for society's violent tendencies!
Or perhaps we should just use a scapegoat and blame movie violence for our failures to keep kids safe.
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