Ibrahim Langoo was recently enjoying a piece of fried chicken at a KFC in Colchester when he found a nauseating surprise inside.
“I have a habit of picking the chicken off the bone with my fingers and as I pulled the second piece apart, I saw this horrible wrinkled foreign body,” he said. “I threw it down onto my tray immediately. It looked like a brain. I suddenly felt grim and really sick.”
“We’re very sorry about Mr Langoo’s experience and while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly,” said a KFC spokesman.
The fast food chain also claimed that the mysterious organ was not a brain, but was in fact a kidney “not removed in the preparation process.” Brain or kidney. Does it really matter?
To compensate for the stomach-churning meal, KFC issued several vouchers to Langoo. You know what I would do with those Vouchers?
Shove them up the Colonel's @$$
Fuck that! I don't want no goddamn vouchers!
None of my homies will be eating there any time soon.
Yeah buddy, I'd think twice about eating there again.