This morning as I was trolling about in the internet I was looking for some interesting fun facts. So I came across John Oliver and Jim Gaffigan talking about their wives, and thought "ok these two goofy looking nerds probably scored an average looking wife". Oh no. I was absolutely wrong. I was so wrong, I had to see for myself at least another five times.
"Biologically we can both objectively say we traded way up, way up"
"Whenever I'm with my wife and people find out she's my wife there is usually an audible WOW!"
Holy SWEET BABY CHEEZUS!
Yeah, they weren't kidding.