Words like “professional,” “the best,” and “OMGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ” are how most are reacting to Beyoncé’s encounter with a fan last night during a concert in Montreal, in which a “wind-blowing device,” as E! described it, sucked in her weave and wouldn’t let go. But I think E! commenter “illuminati” said it best when he proclaimed, “why does beyonce refuse to come out and publically proclaim she is a illuminati agent like all celebrities are.” Indeed.
Beyoncé is grabbing your children and turning them into Illuminati like the fan did her hair. OPEN YOUR EYES.