Subjects You Really Wish Your Friends от Veggie за 09.10.2012 19:47

Subjects You Really Wish Your Friends Were Experts In

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Fine Dining: why can't my friends be more knowledgeable on this matter?!!?

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Traveling: I have only ONE friend who is probably knowledgeable in this subject matter. NEED MORE.

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Music: No, I don't mean Pitbull, J-Lo, Usher, Justin Beiber bull****.
REAL MUSIC! With instruments!

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Dancing: Real dancing. Not grinding on some dudes/chick. Not like the kind of sex you have wiht clothes.

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Schmoozing: How to be charming 101. It seems I am like the only person I know who excels at this.

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Nightlife! I'm sure we all have that one friend that has all the hook ups with the clubs! I know I have that silly monkey in my life.

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Moives and TV: I can't watch them all! In fact I never watch these things, that's why I need all my friends to be knowledgeable for me.

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Computers and Technology: Because when you are the only when who knows whats up, it just sucks.

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Literature: part of the definition of literature is to increase human knowledge that can't otherwise be personally experienced. If all my friends were knowledgeable about books that I haven't read and told me about them, I would be a much smarter person. So would YOU!

Subjects You Really Wish Your Friends Were Experts In