Seriously. Why be ANYTHING, when you can be David Bowie? Unless you can be Batman. "Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. You should always choose Batman"
Remove hat, cuffs, and belt, and you can be Bowie!
circa Thin White Duke
Bad representation of the 70s?
Bad representation of the 60s?
Culturally appropriative Geisha?
But seriously. Why would you be anything else when you can be THIS?!