Oh, hello … This is Colin Kaepernick, quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. For all of you who don’t understand sports, just know that this guy throws a football and he’s super sexy — especially when he takes his clothes off for the ESPN Body Issue.
Every year, ESPN magazine puts out its annual Body Issue, featuring the hottest sports stars in the buff, with their sports equipment helping obscure their, um, naughty bits. And while everyone in this year’s issue is looking pretty fantastic, we have to hand it to San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick — he really takes the sexy cake on this one.
Kaepernick is completely nude, posing in various positions, all oiled up and tan. As you can tell from the photos, one of the things Kaepernick is known for is his amazing collection of tattoos, which draw attention to his very toned physique.
The Wisconsin native also plays baseball and was drafted into the MLB in 2009, but decided to pursue football instead. When he was just a kid, he wrote a letter predicting he would be six feet, four inches tall, and that he would play for either the 49ers or the Packers. (Dreams do come true, kids.)
He also has a pet tortoise that he’s had since he was 10. Too cute.