Holy Hotties! Today's Sexy Ladies (16 photo)

Here is your daily dose of sexy. These beautiful women are making the internet look to hot. Wow, this sexy post might just be to hot to handle.

Here is your daily dose of sexy. These beautiful women are making the internet look to hot. Wow, this sexy post might just be to hot to handle.

Hilarious Bathroom Graffiti (24 photo)

Sometimes the art and quotes we find in public restrooms can be extremely creative and hilarious. Here is some excellent bathroom graffiti. These quotes and drawings are too funny.

Sometimes the art and quotes we find in public restrooms can be extremely creative and hilarious. Here is some excellent bathroom graffiti. These quotes and drawings are too funny.

Happy Dog: Dogs Love Life (14 photo)

Life as a dog must be pretty nice. These puppies all are smiling with joy. Dogs have a naturally optimistic gene towards life. They always find a reason to smile. Dogs are extremely happy pets.

Life as a dog must be pretty nice. These puppies all are smiling with joy. Dogs have a naturally optimistic gene towards life. They always find a reason to smile. Dogs are extremely happy pets.

The 20 Best Alison Brie GIFs From Community Season 4 (19 photo)

As divisive as the fourth season of Community has been (for the record, I've quite enjoyed it) I'm certain the only gripe we should all share is the lack of Alison Brie GIF-able moments. I mean, Dan Harmon had the good sense to plan them well in advance. Is it really that hard to write in scenes combo-ing low cut blouses and slo-mo action? Nope. I've got plenty on my hard drive. It's not like S4 has been completely devoid of Alison Brie-Annie Edison GIFs though. With the finale bearing down on us I've labored through the interwebs to collect all the best ones, in episodic order. You guys owe me. Fair warning: these lean more funny & charming than yowza, which coincidentally enough is how I take my ladies. Alison, text me baby.

As divisive as the fourth season of Community has been (for the record, I've quite enjoyed it) I'm certain the only gripe we should all share is the lack of Alison Brie GIF-able moments.

Best Of The 80s Don Draper Mad Men Parody Twitter Account (2 photo)

Parody Twitter accounts are SO 2010. I’m well aware. Nowadays they pop up after every semi-interesting current event and it takes something of Modern Seinfeld or Florida Man proportions to catch our collective attention. That’s actually a good thing, because when a truly moderately brilliant one comes along we can celebrate it as the exception that proves the rule. So without further ado, I present “80′s Don Draper” by Onion contributor John McNamee. There will be some debate over apostrophe placement (maybe he’s possessed by the ’80s?), but if you’re not immediately won over by the profile imagery alone, I have nothing for you. Oh wait, I do. I have a handful of the best nostalgia-meets-formula tweets the account has shot out in its week of existence. Noid references will never not work on me.

Parody Twitter accounts are SO 2010. I’m well aware. Nowadays they pop up after every semi-interesting current event and it takes something of Modern Seinfeld or Florida Man proportions to catch...

'Iron Man 3' Opening Title Credits Are Awesome (17 photo)

Apparently the only people who didn’t see Iron Man 3 this weekend are me and the Geico caveman family, and even they sneaked into a screening of the film after watching The Iceman. "The third Tony Stark movie from Marvel Studios enjoyed the second-best opening in box-office history, grossing an estimated $175.3 million in its debut weekend, Disney said Sunday. That debut could help start to reverse a very slow year in local theaters, where revenues are down about 12% from 2012." according to the LA Times. The only film with a higher opening: The Avengers. (Will Shane Black’s next movie be a modern retelling of Titus Andronicus?) Anyway, “Rongxin” uploaded the “unused original title credits for Iron Man 3“ to Reddit earlier today, and while I have no idea what the actual credits look like, I can’t imagine they were better than this. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-fi-ct-box-office-iron-man-3-rockets-to-secondbest-opening-ever-20130505,0,1748545.story

Apparently the only people who didn’t see Iron Man 3 this weekend are me and the Geico caveman family, and even they sneaked into a screening of the film after watching The Iceman.

Jennie Lamere Invents Twivo, A Program Preventing Twitter TV Spoilers (2 photo)

For all of you, myself included, who often have to avoid Twitter on nights when your favorite TV shows are airing and you can’t watch them live as they air for fear of having them spoiled by the people you follow, well, a 17 year-old girl may have just changed your life. Yes, last month Jennie Lamere invented Twivo, a program that allows Twitter users to censor tweets containing mentions of TV show names and/or the names of characters from those shows. Lamere presented Twivo at a national coding competition — the TVnext Hack event in Boston that was held on April 27 — and she beat out roughly 80 other competitors, all of whom were male, to win the grand prize. You go girl! Good work!

For all of you, myself included, who often have to avoid Twitter on nights when your favorite TV shows are airing and you can’t watch them live as they air for fear of having them spoiled by the...

The Internet Blew Up Over Kim Kardashian's Met Gala Dress (9 photo)

The internet feasted on the dress Kim Kardashian wore to the Met Gala. When you combine, Kim Kardashian, Her man Kanye West, a major event like the Met Gala and a Dress that looks like an old couch you give the internet gold for a day. Here are some of the best reactions to Kim Kardashians Hideous Floral Print Dress.

The internet feasted on the dress Kim Kardashian wore to the Met Gala. When you combine, Kim Kardashian, Her man Kanye West, ...

Idiots Are Everywhere (19 photo)

We live in a crazy world. To say some people are smarter than others is an understatement. There sure are a lot of dumb people around us. Idiots are everywhere.

We live in a crazy world. To say some people are smarter than others is an understatement. There sure are a lot of dumb people around us. Idiots are everywhere.

Am I The Only One Around Here Who Thinks John Goodman Deserves an Oscar? (14 photo)

John Goodman has a special talent for making any movie that he was in, exceptionally good. The Big Lebowski put our now favorite comedic relief on the map and ever since then, the internet hasn't been able to get enough of him. It's time everyone spoke up and said what needs to be said, and our man John is the right man for the job!

John Goodman has a special talent for making any movie that he was in, exceptionally good. The Big Lebowski put our now favorite comedic relief on the map and ever since then, ...

Creepy Ghost Photobombs (19 photo)

Ghost Photobombs are a little different than regular photobombs. These are definitely not as funny but ten times as creepy. Be aware this post is a little spooky. Do you believe in the Ghost Photobombs?

Ghost Photobombs are a little different than regular photobombs. These are definitely not as funny but ten times as creepy. Be aware this post is a little spooky.

Ridiculously Demanding Craigslist Ad For Line Cook Goes Viral (2 photo)

Thanks to reality TV and America’s desire to stuff their faces like these are the last days of the Roman Empire the job title of chef has grown in stature and prestige. But before you become a chef, you have to work your way through the kitchen. Farm Bloomington, a restaurant in Bloomington, Indiana, figured there would be so many applicants with culinary stars in their eyes for their line cook position that they posted a Craigslist ad with 44 intricately detailed job requirements. They include “Only answer ‘yes, chef’ or ‘oui, chef’ and “Always show up to work, even if you are sick as a dog. Let the chef see that you’re really sick and send you home.” If taken separately, the requirements are overbearing but not necessarily unreasonable. But when you read them all together it offers a horrifying peak inside the id of the restaurant industry. Harry Shaffer, the general manager of Farm Bloomington, has admitted the ad was posted in haste by a sous chef and the restaurant quickly took it down. However you can’t really ever erase something from the internet. You can see the entire list that should make any wannabe Food Network star reconsider their path below.

Thanks to reality TV and America’s desire to stuff their faces like these are the last days of the Roman Empire the job title of chef has grown in stature and prestige.

Brilliant Ideas, Celver Inventions (16 photo)

Now these people came up with some smart ideas. This is pure genius. Here are some fun and clever inventions and smart advice. Which one is your favorite?

Now these people came up with some smart ideas. This is pure genius. Here are some fun and clever inventions and smart advice. Which one is your favorite?

21 Examples of Starbucks Employees Completely Massacring Names (22 photo)

If there’s one thing we love about Starbucks, it’s that they always give us a place to go to the bathroom. Aside from that, it’s also always a good time when they mix up a customer’s name. When a Hong Kong Starbucks employee thought a woman named Virginia was actually named Vagina, we laughed. We figured why not keep the laughs coming and found some more Starbucks name fails. We also included what the original name is supposed to be, since it’s not always entirely clear. You’re welcome.

If there’s one thing we love about Starbucks, it’s that they always give us a place to go to the bathroom. Aside from that, it’s also always a good time when they mix up a customer’s name.

10 Jackee Movies That Need to Exist (11 photo)

Do you ever ask yourself “wouldn’t every movie be better if it starred Jackée?” Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions. Of course every movie would be better if it starred Jackée. Need proof? Check out these posters featuring the beloved star of ’227′ in tons of movie vehicles so you don’t even have to use your imagination to understand how glorious it would be.

Do you ever ask yourself “wouldn’t every movie be better if it starred Jackée?” Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions. Of course every movie would be better if it starred Jackée.

Backstage Riders From Famous Bands Visualized (12 photo)

Henry Hargreaves (the talented conceptual photographer responsible for recreating the Last Meals Of Inmates On Death Row) is back with another compelling photographic project. Now part of being a rockstar is basically being able to have any outlandish request fulfilled and catered too and it’s this theme that Hargreaves focuses on in his fascinating new series ‘Band Riders’. He’s looked at the backstage riders / requests from some of the biggest artists in the world, including the likes of Lady Gaga, Axl Rose, Foo Fighters & Prince and then beautifully re-created them in stunning and stylish detail. A rider is basically a clause in the contract between the band and promoter that stipulates certain items will be available backstage to the artists as part of their performance fee – these can vary from food & alcohol to condoms and candles. Generally speaking, the bigger the band the more extravagant the request. Certain artists can only drink certain brands, other musicians require daily injections. It puts it into context how bizarre and silly some of them seem, but when you are touring the world from one sold out arena to another, you’re probably entitled to a few perks aren’t you? Head over to VICE to see the entire series.

Henry Hargreaves (the talented conceptual photographer responsible for recreating the Last Meals Of Inmates On Death Row) is back with another compelling photographic project.

This Unique Art Poster Allows You To Create Music On It  (1 photo + 1 video)

Here’s a fun project to pass the time, meet the Sound Poster 1.0, created by a Dutch design group by the name of ‘Trapped in Suburbia‘ (good name for band?). It’s an artwork with a duel purpose, part geometric poster, part musical instrument.

Here’s a fun project to pass the time, meet the Sound Poster 1.0, created by a Dutch design group by the name of ‘Trapped in Suburbia‘ (good name for band?).

If Video Games Were Drugs We'd All Be in Rehab (8 photo)

Thank god video game addiction still falls into the realm of pseudo-science. Real-world drug addiction on the other hand... We always secretly considered the Call of Duty series as coke, but we're glad to see that Temple Run made the list. Thanks so much for the folks over at Dorkly for putting this together. What drugs did they forget and what video games would be their equivalent? Let us know in the comments.

Thank god video game addiction still falls into the realm of pseudo-science. Real-world drug addiction on the other hand...

Text Trolling is the Best Invention in the World! (3 photo)

Due to the rise of online classifieds like Craigslist, people routinely leave their personal phone numbers up in the hopes that someone will inquire about their services. And when you throw in someone like the owner of the Tumblr, Textastrophe, are often great. The owner has had text conversations with movers, clowns, football coaches, computer repairmen and pet sitters (to name a few), just to build their hopes up and slowly, and hilariously, knock them down.

Due to the rise of online classifieds like Craigslist, people routinely leave their personal phone numbers up in the hopes that someone will inquire about their services.

'Historically Inaccurate' Tale Of How KISS Wrote 'Beth' (1 photo + 1 video)

Despite being one of the world’s most recognizable bands, if for reasons that have nothing to do with the quality of their music (which IS quality), KISS only has two top-ten hits in the U.S.: “Forever” and “Beth,” their mopey power ballad from 1976′s Destroyer. It’s KISS’s “Angie,” except with more references to meatloaf. Or at least according to “anonymous content,” who made a short film about the song that “chronicles the completely fictitious story of [its] inspiration. The Peter Criss character’s dialogue stays true to the song’s lyrics.” They should make a video for “Love Gun” next. No idea what that song’s about.

Despite being one of the world’s most recognizable bands, if for reasons that have nothing to do with the quality of their music (which IS quality), KISS only has two top-ten hits in the U.S.

'Arrested Development's' Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stands (4 photo)

As George Bluth Sr. once screamed at Michael while jerking him around by his collar, “THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND” (No Touching), and clearly Netflix agrees, as they are now launching their own Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stands around the world. The first banana stand popped up in London today, and will be touring the UK for a couple of weeks. As the May 26th date approaches in the United States, however, those banana stands will be popping up around the country, which will give us all an excuse to say “banana” and “nuts.” Banana stand location and dates can be found on the official Arrested Development twitter account. The original frozen banana only cost $1, while you can get a Simple Simon for half that. Even figuring conversation rates, THAT’S A STEAL. Here’s pictures of the first one in action.

As George Bluth Sr. once screamed at Michael while jerking him around by his collar, “THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND” (No Touching), and clearly Netflix agrees, ...

Anderson Cooper Interviews Charles Ramsey, and Is Awesome at it. (1 photo + 1 video)

You know what idiots are saying today? They’re saying that American hero Charles Ramsey is the next Sweet Brown or Antoine Dodson because, like I said, they’re idiots. Charles Ramsey, unlike those other two, is getting attention for doing something pretty awesome as opposed to merely being interviewed by the media and saying something meme-able. And when Ramsey talks, he actually says important things — he’s like that uncle you have that always seems like a bit of a mess but if you actually listen to him, he has some really poignant stuff to share. With that said, Anderson Cooper took a trip to Cleveland (as if you didn’t already think he was brave) to interview Ramsey and it’s incredible. Sure, we’re going to laugh at the way Ramsey goes off on tangents, but if you get past that you’ll hear a really heartbreaking story about a guy traumatized by the fact he lived next door to three monsters and had no clue. Now Ramsey can’t sleep and thinks he would have killed the three captors if he knew what they were up to. The seven-minute interview is hilarious, chilling, gripping, wacky, and great. I mean, the guy even says any reward money he gets should go to the victims.

You know what idiots are saying today? They’re saying that American hero Charles Ramsey is the next Sweet Brown or Antoine Dodson because, like I said, they’re idiots.

'As I Lay Dying' Frontman Tried to Hire Someone to Kill His Wife (3 photo)

Apparently hit men are cheaper than divorces, because singer Tim Lambesis from thrash metal band As I Lay Dying allegedly opted for a contract kill instead of just splitting from his wife. Lambesis was arrested for commissioning the murder of his wife from an undercover cop. (Bro, don’t you know they’re always cops?) Christian — yes, seriously — metal vocalist Lambesis, 32, was supposedly determined to off his wife Meggan, who’s also the mother of his three adopted kids. The New York Daily News reports that Lambesis was arrested for commissioning to commit a murder yesterday (May 7) in Oceanside, Calif. in a sting operation. Meggan had served him with divorce papers in September 2012. Anyone who doubted her decision is probably now eating several heaping helpings of crow. “The information came to us late last week,” Jan Caldwell of the San Diego Police Department said of the murder plot. “We acted quickly on it. I believe we averted a great tragedy.” Lambesis will appear in court for his arraignment in the next couple days. Perhaps when he’s behind bars he’ll have time to learn that life is not a Tarantino movie full of secretive hit men. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tim-lambesis-whack-wife-authorities-article-1.1337968

Apparently hit men are cheaper than divorces, because singer Tim Lambesis from thrash metal band As I Lay Dying allegedly opted for a contract kill instead of just splitting from his wife.

Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Liam Neeson on: ‘Anchorman 2′ (9 photo)

Anytime Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are in a film together, two things are guaranteed: 1. It is guaranteed to be funny. 2. Everyone is going to watch it, including me, and I'm not even an 'Anchorman' film fan. Production on the sequel the world, (or at least a small segment of the population anyway) has been waiting for with bated breath is finally underway. That’s right — ‘Anchorman 2′ is busy filming yet another news-anchor-on-news-anchor fight scene with brand new cameos from brilliant comediennes Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, with Sacha Baron Cohen, character actor John C. Reilly and veteran Liam Neeson joining in as well. Yes, Liam Neeson. Because his attempts at comedy worked out so well the first time. From what we can tell, Fey and Poehler ganged up on Cohen, Steve Carell‘s character Brick brought back his weapon of choice (the trident) and later what appears to be a flamethrower, Neeson led a battle cry that included Confederate War Soldier John C. Reilly, and someone threw in a random minotaur for funzies. Check out all the pictures below for the insanity.

Anytime Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are in a film together, two things are guaranteed: 1. It is guaranteed to be funny. 2.

‘Star Trek’s Chris Pine Makes Me Shiver with Excitement. (6 photo)

There’s another ‘Star Trek‘ movie coming out, so let’s take a moment to appreciate the hotness that is leading man Chris Pine. This month you can head to the movie theater and silently (silently, so as not to disturb your seat neighbors!) swoon over Chris Pine as he heroically saves his crew members from danger aboard the SS Enterprise. That’s right, ‘Star Trek’ isn’t just for your nerdy dad or that guy with a retainer you made out with in junior high. ‘Star Trek’ is cool! It’s full of action and adventure and sexy men like Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, John Cho, Karl Urban, and Simon Pegg. That’s enough swoon to go around! ‘Star Trek Into Darkness‘ follows the crew of the Enterprise as they’re faced with their most formidable foe yet, played by another sexy guy — Benedict Cumberbatch. But the hero is definitely Chris Pine’s Captain Kirk. The King of the Sexies, if you will. There is a mountain of hotness in this movie, and he lords over all of it. With his beautiful big blue eyes, fierce features, amazing eyebrows, and buff body, Chris Pine will make you swoon so hard you may need to ensure you have a buddy system in place in case you faint all up in that movie theater.

There’s another ‘Star Trek‘ movie coming out, so let’s take a moment to appreciate the hotness that is leading man Chris Pine.

Bill Skarsgard Gives Us One Very Good Reason to Watch ‘Hemlock Grove’ (8 photo)

If you’ve got Netflix, you should probably be checking out their new original series ‘Hemlock Grove,’ if for no other reason than to watch sexy young actor Bill Skarsgard. Guys, those Skarsgard boys have seriously good genes. Handsome dad Stellan has been acting for a very long time, and we all know how sexy Alexander Skarsgard is, especially when we get to see him (and his butt) every week on ‘True Blood.’ But did you know there is yet ANOTHER Skarsgard sibling and he’s also really hot? Meet Bill Skarsgard, a young Swedish actor who appears on the Netflix original series ‘Hemlock Grove,’ produced by director Eli Roth, who brought us such awesome horror movies as ‘Hostel’ and ‘Cabin Fever.’ Skarsgard plays the character of Roman Godfrey on the series, which follows the brutal murder of a teen girl and the hunt for her killer, but in the town of Hemlock Grove, everyone has a weird secret — some pretty supernatural ones, too. Like werewolves! Roman’s character is kinda unlikable at first, but reveals himself to be rather complex. He’s aristocratic and privileged, and has quite the sex life. Check out some pics of Bill below, or sign in to Netflix to start watching ‘Hemlock Grove’ — all 13 episodes of the first season are available.

If you’ve got Netflix, you should probably be checking out their new original series ‘Hemlock Grove,’ if for no other reason than to watch sexy young actor Bill Skarsgard.

7 Facts You Might Not Know About The Cast Of 'Mad Men' (13 photo + 2 video)

We are six seasons into Mad Men, and by this time, if you follow the series and its actors closely, there’s probably very little you don’t already know about them (hence, the “Might Not Know” in the headline). But there’s probably still a few nuggets about the cast you don’t know, and if you’re new to the series, many of the facts here may be new to you. In the process of putting together this post, I actually found out a few things myself (number one blew my mind, as did the entries on the guy who plays Abe and the guy who plays Bert Cooper). Otherwise, consider it something of a compendium of Mad Men fun facts, which you can use to impress your mother, who just got into Mad Men on Netflix.

We are six seasons into Mad Men, and by this time, if you follow the series and its actors closely, there’s probably very little you don’t already know about them (hence, ...

This Lego 'Battle Of Helm's Deep' Will Storm The Gates Of Your Heart (7 photo)

So, a couple guys going by Rich-K and Big J went and built the Battle of Helm's Deep using Lego, and well, it just may be the most impressive movie-inspired Lego creation to date. Honestly it's a tough call -- Lego Hogwarts is still be the most obsessively detailed Lego creation I've ever seen, but Helm's Deep may take the cake, if only because it's just so damn epic. Scroll down for more pictures of Lego Helm's Deep...

So, a couple guys going by Rich-K and Big J went and built the Battle of Helm's Deep using Lego, and well, it just may be the most impressive movie-inspired Lego creation to date.

Guy Shows Off His Dance Moves on a Gym’s Treadmill (1 photo + 1 video)

Florida-based David Wilson of Journey Productions says he sees this guy at his gym dancing on a treadmill almost every day. Fortunately he took the time to make a video so we can enjoy his awesome moves too. Check it out!

Florida-based David Wilson of Journey Productions says he sees this guy at his gym dancing on a treadmill almost every day.

Bobblehead Celebrities (10 photo)

Check out this hilarious series of images by Redditor SamuEL_or_Samuel_L  that make celebrities look like bobbleheads.

Check out this hilarious series of images by Redditor SamuEL_or_Samuel_L  that make celebrities look like bobbleheads.