1. The “I Need A Change” Moment
2. The Fun Search For A Diet
3. The Young, Dumb Diet Shopping Sesh
4. The Foolishly Hopeful Moments Before Game Time
5. The Realization That This Isn’t As Delicious As Pizza
6. The Growing Irritation
7. The Moment When You Have A Snickers Because You're Just Not Yourself
8. The Point When You Think You Deserve A Reward
9. The Stumble Down The Slippery Slope
10. The Whatever.
...Until one day, your favorite pair of jeans suddenly won’t fit, or you aren’t comfortable enough to take your shirt off at the pool, or you spend a day lying down with a massive stomachache from the pints of ice cream you inhaled. Then, you’ll search for a new diet.