"It's time to figure out how he does that laser beam thing with his eyes."
"If I can only begin to understand the ways of the college students maybe I can finally master beer pong."
"I really enjoy kidding around with you guys."
"I need to improve my sewing abilities so I can get into fashion school."
"Nothing to see here, just a bunch of stuffed animals."
"I wish people thought I was healthy and delicious too!"
"Trust me, I'm totally part of the herd."
"It's time to get my snack on."
"I may just be a bland potato, but I have a sweet personality."
"These go perfectly with my fur."
"I have always dreamed of becoming another flavor."
"You know I need a comfy bed for nap time just like the dogs."