#murdercat is always watching.
1. “Ready.”
2. “The meat cleaver is fake, but the message is real.”
3. “This clear shower curtain is perfect for keeping an eye on you human.”
4. “Goodbye, dog.”
5. “Heeeere’s Johnny!”
6. “Why don’t you come a little closer…”
7. “Ever heard of the Blair Witch? Well, she had a cat.”
8. “One more step, and the giraffe gets it.”
9. “The view from up here is marvelous…for killing.”
10. “You are so, so lucky there is a window between us.”
11. “Evil, thy name is me.”
12. “Oh, I’m sorry, did I catch you off guard?”
13. “Hey! Bring that dog over here.”
14. “She watches that little light box thing. I watch her. Closely.”
15. “He’ll never see me coming.”
16. “I’ve been meaning to talk to you.”
17. “GOTCHA!”
Source:
- Awesome Zipper-Mouth Cat Sweater
- Black Cats Don’t Have Anything To Do With Bad Luck
- Get Ready To Meet The World’s Oldest Cat
- The story of a cat rescue
- 15 Spoiled Cats That Probably Live Better Than You
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