This sunburned Mickey Mouse.
This Hello Kitty cake that looks like she’s flipping you the bird.
This poorly built Minecraft cake.
This excited Yoda.
And this R2-Don’t.
This Buzz Lightyear as rendered by Picasso.
This SpongeBob SquarePants on acid.
This less than specially made Little Mermaid cake.
This Pinkie Pie with a penis cake.
This not quite adorable Dora the Explorer cake.
This Doctor Who cake that looks like it needs a doctor.
This Peppa Pig cake that has seen things it can’t unsee.
This overweight and depressed Batman cake.
This unicorn cake that is either stoned or plotting your murder.
This cake that would be beautiful if not for the horror-film version of Tinker Bell on it.
This Thomas the Tank Engine cake made by an untrained baker.
This Rapunzel with stomach issues cake.
This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cake with extra mutant.
And this Olaf cake you shouldn’t trust to be alone with your kids.