I'm not a fan of Triple H using his new corporate b-hole character to bury midcard faces, but I'll make an exception for The Miz. I mean, Miz seemed to be making an exerted effort tonight to prove he deserves every bit of Triple H poop that lands in his mouth, so who am I to argue? The opening segment started with Miz interrupting Triple H and cutting a "Really?" peppered "angry" promo before Triple H cut him off to drop some truths. Truths like, "We gave you a fair one-and-one match against Randy Orton two weeks ago which you lost in spectacular fashion, and Monday's Miz TV segment was going fine until you insulted my wife apropos of nothing, so shut the f--k up." Watch Miz's face go from "mildly confident by Miz standards" to "Oh, s--t, oh God, why did I raise my hand? I want to sit down." during Hunter's evisceration. It's wonderful. Then Triple H finally lets Miz get a word in edgewise, and the best comeback he can summon is "I should have changed the W to a B, LOL" and Triple H, a man who tears Paul Heyman's shirt off and slaps his tits into oblivion every time he even mentions his children, can't even be assed to get upset. The Miz -- too insignificant to anger the most angry guy in WWE history.
R-Truth vs. Alberto Del Rio: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013
Prime Time Players vs. The Real Americans: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013
Zack Ryder vs. Bray Wyatt: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013
Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam & Kofi Kingston vs. The Shield: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013
Cameron vs. AJ Lee: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013
Santino Marella vs. Heath Slater: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013
The Miz vs. Randy Orton: SmackDown, Sept. 27, 2013