1. "She's 2 dolls in 1 for twice as much horrible influence on little girls!"
3. Yeah, that's pretty much what women look like when they're pregnant.
4. No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a pole dancing little girl.
5. Oh Hitler doll, nice. What a perfect thing to get your 4-year-old
8. Nice discretion, design team. Real nice.
9. The Avenging Narwhal...yup. Okay, sure.
10. Sounds like a real party.
11. Giving "The Punisher" a new purpose. Nice, guys.
12. "The Face Bank," a toy straight from your worst nightmares.
13. An intentionally sexually inappropriate troll move by Disney??? Nooooo, not them! They would never!
14. Whoever designed this and said to themselves "yup that's the one" deserves to be incarcerated.
15. The "Jolly" Chimp??? Jolly?? Try "satanic."
16. Oh yeah, a doll with human teeth, straight out of a horror movie. I'll take two please.
17. Zombie Ewok Babies...Guys, I think it's safe to say, the world needs help.