Have you ever found yourself wondering what it would be like if Sterling Archer captained the USS Enterprise? Of course you have! Well now the inspired folks behind Starcher Trek have made those musing a reality by melding audio from Archer on FX with animation from Star Trek: Than Animated Series from the 70s. The first installment below (with hopefully lots more to come). Skip ahead if you don’t want to be spoiled on cast correlations, because: Sterling = Kirk (obviously), Lana = Uhura (obviously), Ray = Sulu (obviously), Cyril = Spock (fairly obviously), and Krieger = Bones (correction: Scotty, not so obviously). No Pam, Cheryl, or Malory sightings just yet, and I’m curious to which Star Trek characters they’ll align with, but hopefully all of that is tackled in the second installment. Oh, and Barry as Kahn or GTFO. Until then, please enjoy Kirk ripping from Deliverance and Bones refusing to recognize your authority.

Bill Hader dropped by Conan last night ostensibly to promote The To-Do List and the many other projects he has his fingers in (like writing full-time for freaking South Park), but instead spent almost his entire visit talking about a Tumblr dedicated to how poor his clothing choices are and doing an impression of his wife that is essentially him doing an impression of his wife doing an impression of Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With At a Party. I’m sure Mrs. Hader was none too pleased, but oh man it is ludicrous and great. I take way too much pleasure in other people haphazardly making fun of their significant others in what is sure to be an act of self-destruction. Oh yeah, Bill also always wears the same shirt to everything apparently, as evidenced by the image above. No regard for wardrobe or wife retaliation? Bill Hader gets all the respect.

To promote Pacific Rim, the Warner Brothers website has a Jaeger designer app which lets you create your own giant robot design, name it, and stick it in a poster. But could fans come up with names as unique as the film’s robots Gipsy Danger, Striker Eureka, and Crimson Typhoon? Oh yes. Kris Straub (via Angelophile) came up with the picture above, the perfect use of a promotion like this. Straub’s other designs were just as magnificent:

Pacific Rim may have finished third at the box office this weekend, but that doesn't mean we can't continue to enjoy the silly names of the giant robots (Jaegers) in the film. With names like Gipsy Danger, Striker Eureka, and Crimson Typhoon, these robots would be right at home in Key & Peele's "East/West College Bowl" sketch.

A new book called "Newborn Puppies" fetures adorable portraits of many different pure breeds and mixes of puppies in their first 3 weeks of life. Photographer Traer Scott is the one behind this cuteness. Check this sampler out!

In case you missed the Comic-Con last weekend here's a list of kinds of people you are most likely to see at nerdy events, brought to you by Dorkly.

Animals are great at camouflage, and wildlife photographer Art Wolfe is here to prove it. Check out these amazing shots of animals blending into their surroundings so well that even the human eye has a hard time spotting them.

Nordisk Cryobank CEO Peter Bower is sure not short of creativity when it comes to his business. The Danish sperm bank has it's own custom made, environmentally friendly transport bike which is shaped like a....yes, you got it, sperm cell! "We’re always looking for new donors so it’s a fine bonus that the Sperm Cell Bike gets peoples attention" admitted Peter. Not a bad idea!

Your brain will need a minute to readjust to this unbelievable sight. A giant anteater's front paw pattern bares such a resemblance to a panda face that it's kind of freaky! Check out these cute pawed beasts.

Vince Low is a Malaysian artist who has not only mastered drawing one of the hardest things out there, human faces. He doesn't just draw them, he draws them out of seemingly chaotic pen squiggles. Check out these squiggly line layered portraits of Hollywood super stars, created by Low as an experiment with drawing techniques.

One of the biggest sand sculpting competitions happens annually in Revere Beach, Massachusetts. People from all over the place gather to show off their amazing sculpting skills. It's definitely worth a look if you're ever in the area. Here are the pictures from this years competition.

Have you ever wished you could, for at least a day visit a world of your favorite food, where it'd be unlimited and all around you! Well Seattle-based photographer Christopher Boffoli has brought the fantasy to life in his new book called "Big Appetites". It contains photos of tiny people in a world of humongous foods in various interesting situations.

A beautiful collection of animal sculptures made out of unaltered Louis Vuitton accessories by a British artist Billie Achilleos is on display in a newly opened store in Sydey, Australia. The collection features 30 animals that reside in Australia, from crocodiles, to kangaroos to dingos. Here is a taste of the intricate creation.