These cats should seriously consider seeking professional help to cure their fixation with footwear.
"It's so hard to pick just one pair with all these fabulous choices."
"I'll never let you go my precious."
"These are all mine now."
"I look so pretty in blue."
"Back away slowly and no one gets hurt."
"Where do you think your going? I said that's my shoe!"
"These freakin' laces are so hard to tie without thumbs!"
"Backwards? I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing."
"Nothing to see here, just some shoes."
"Have you seen my other sandal anywhere?"