So I was just wondering about what Paris Hilton has been up to lately. I checked her Twitter and found out (despite all the things I'd only imagines she was doing).

In case you have not been paying attention, tomorrow is the end of the world. It's done. The time has come. So I guess it't time to prepare for all the fornication and partying that will happen over the next eternity!!!!

Here are some examples of how to prepare.

Need to figure out your wines, & fast?! Here's a few quick guides to impress your snobby wine-guy father in law.

Toys nowadays are so sterile. Gone are the days of toys like bucky balls, the little magnets that could.....pin your intestines together. Or what about that stripper pole for little girls. It gave them a real sense of pride to be able to do all the moves on the video. These are the kinds of toys that really educate our youth and prepare them for the future. Whether it be a breast feeding doll or a janitorial kit, your kid would be stoked to get one of these awesome toys.

For the first time in 15 years, and American, 20 year old, sophmore in college, Olivia Culpo.

Congratulations Ms. Culpo.

It has been said that gentlemen do it better. Well here is the proof that gentlemen have a better time doing even the most mundane of activities.

Aside from Grey and White, Black Opal is the most precious and is at least 50 times more rare than diamond, yet these beautiful gems are also much more fragile than diamond. The brilliant colors within the gems are iridescent, meaning that they will change color or flash as you rotate them. Deep down within the opal are silica spheres arranged in arrays and both the size and organized arrangement of the spheres will determine the color produced.

80 Soldiers from the Royal Scots Borderers, 1st Battalion the Royal Regiment of Scotland fly back from Camp Bastion in Afghanistan to Edinburgh's Dreghorn barracks in time for Christmas.