You'll never catch me in a car looking like a cheese wedge (I'm talking to you PRIUS), you might however catch me rolling in one of these babes.

It must be ingrained into the human mind to be attracted to glowy things. Because glowy things are f***ing awesome. Here are some EXTRA super cool glowy things. Also, glowy things turn me into a five-year-old.

Since Obama's victory last week, a few Southern states are really riled up. Some individuals are going so far as to say that they don't want a "n***er" in the White House, while others are going even farther and creating petitions for their states to secede. The Texas petition was the first, and most detailed, listing complaints such as the Transportation Security Administration and the National Defense Authorization Act, which petitioners called "blatant abuses" of their rights. According to the White House website, if any petition garners 25,000 signatories, the administration will respond. Previous petitions have asked the U.S. government to acknowledge the existence of extraterrestrials and to reveal the White House beer recipe, along with countless others dealing with the legalization of marijuana. Here's a look at some of those petitions.

Heidi Klum has many secret talents. One of them apparently is also dance. Her specialty? Gangnam Style.

Our President is a VERY expressive man. Sometimes, this results in some pretty derpy faces. These are some of the more priceless faces he's made in the past. We hope he makes many more in the years to come.

Minimalism is a thing. It's a pretty popular thing, at that. And more often than not, it's difficult to get the point. These ads get the point across very well.

 The Looking Glass is an ongoing curated Tumblr blog of images shot by photographers selected by Disney. Each photographer was invited to shoot a Disney theme park with the goal: “shoot photos they’d want to see and share.” Participating photographers include: Chloe Rice, Elton Anderson, Noah Kalina, Tom Bricker, Lindsey Garrett, Matt Rubinand Ben Van Hook.

Ronda Rousey just made MMA history by being the first woman to join the UFC. The former 25-year-old US Olympian will defend her title in 2013 -- possible opponents include Sara McMann, Cris Cyborg and rival Miesha Tate. So far, undefeated, let's see what happens next year.

The 90's was such an odd and mysterious time that Historians will forever be looking back in wonder. What was so mysterious about the 90's? Let's take a look...

We all know Blink-182. Some of us even love them. But here are some things that you probably didn't know about them.

Bonus fact: Blink-182 announced just this week that they'll be releasing a Christmas album.

What better way to keep warm this winter than a warm cocktail? There's a reason Saint Bernards carry bourbon on their collars. Here are a couple of my favourite winter drinks.

Pugs are one of the most misunderstood breed of dog. They are really ugly, but cute at the same time. You can see in their eyes that they are very sympathetic and quite frankly they are really loyal little dogs. Here is a solute to the pugs around us.

One of the most gracefully aging actresses working today Marisa Tomei is an American celebrity known all over the world for her unusual good looks and great sense of style. When you look at Marisa Tomei in her different moods the first thing you notice is that she has a very real face. The folds beside her eyes are real, as is the sparkle in her eyes. She is no plastic beauty, and when she laughs her eyes crinkle up in easy smiles. Many pictures of this actress show her with her smiling, very pretty eyes. She also has a pointed chin that gives a cute look to her face. Her wavy dark hair is full of life, and she wears it sometimes loose and flowing, and sometimes up in an elegant hairdo. On formal evenings you can see her in bold and beautiful gowns that show off her lovely curves. Whether she is relaxed on a red sofa that breathes pure passion, or she bares her sexy legs wearing just an oversized cardigan, or she shows off a stunning silver neckpiece on her long neck, Marisa wears everything with style. You can see her with her hair styled to fall elegantly over one shoulder in many pictures. Sometimes she colors her hair a pale blonde or a rich auburn depending on the occasion. Here’s a look at some hot and happening pictures of this cute American actress.