Let's just get down to business — cats are highly trained CIA agents. Sure, you might think your kitty is nothing but an adorably fluffy pet that gets you more attention on Instagram. But if you sheeple would open your eyes, you might recognize the work of a master spy who is inviting the government to keep a close, non-digital eye on American citizenry.
1. They're masters of disguise.
2. They are always watching you.
3. They travel silently.
4. They have special technology to see in the dark.
5. They've mastered a harmless look to gain your trust.
6. They show no remorse ever.
7. They find bugs in your apartment.
8. They're too good at hiding.
9. They're combat veterans.
10. You're the one feeding them and paying for their rent.
11. They appear smarter.
12. They like to stake out the highest ground for surveillance.
13. They watch you sleep
14. They're always on your laptops.
15. They know parkour.