After a story about a man surviving a 300 pound bear attack in Rhode Island, a local reporter gave some tips on how to avoid a bear attack. Julie Tremmel made things a little silly in this news video. Watch to find out what I mean.
You don’t always need to feel embarrassed when a dude in a Lycra bodysuit schools you at streetball. If the schooling is done by The Professor, it’s totally acceptable to get trounced on the court. This is streetball legend Greyson “The Professor” Boucher, giving out some lessons on how to play b-ball with your entire head wrapped in a Spider-Man mask. Step one seems to be move your feet around a lot, and do it really fast. Step two is maybe something like bounce the ball. Step three is make the ball go into the hoop? We don’t really “do” sports.
In this cute video, made by comedian Kevin Maher, little kids attempt to undertake a Nathan’s-style hot dog eating contest in Coney Island. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), things don’t go so well. Unlike what happens when we let our nephew eat as many hot dogs as he could, none of these children ate eight hot dogs and then threw up. One of them does run away though. If you like the idea of hot dog eating contests, but the actual practice of eating sixty franks makes you question whether or not the human race even deserves to still be on planet Earth, this is the video for you.
A sopping wet Colin Firth might be attractive to some, but an ENORMOUS, fiberglass sopping wet Colin Firth is attractive to nobody. In fact, some people are calling the giant statue of Firth as Mr. Darcy from ‘Pride and Prejudice’ “unsettling” and “kind of creepy.” The statue has been put in Serpentine lake in London’s Hyde Park to promote the launch of UKTV’s new Drama channel, which will air high-profile dramas from the UK, such as the 1995 adaptation of ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ which inspired the statue. That’s right — the statue is inspired by the TV version of the book, since the scene itself wasn’t actually in Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Prejudice.’ Adding one more level of absurdity to the statue — Colin Firth emerging soaking wet from the lake wasn’t even in the scene that wasn’t in the book. It’s a vision that exists solely in the imaginations of the types of people who like to imagine Colin Firth emerging soaking wet from a lake. Here’s the scene in question, just to confirm how strange this statue is, before it takes off on a tour of the UK (yes, really).
Ever since Netflix entered our lives, the internet movie business has pretty much put all other movie businnesses to shame. Literally. They've gone bankrupt. However, those of us old enough to remember the good old days of VHS rentals at the local Blockbuster remember what a fun adventure it was to troll around the horror section of the movie rental store. Those of us with awesome childhoods actually spent time watching these with out parent consent sometimes! These terribly bad horror movie VHS covers are a reminder of how awesome movie experiences can be. Something Netflix will never be able to accomplish with their aesthetic, digital media and they're little red envelopes in the mail. Let's take a trip to memory lane.
On a late Friday night after a long week's worth of work, once in a while you're bound to want to go home, put on your comfy pj's, cuddle up with a snuggie, and watch Arrested Development, and order pizza to be delivered right to your home. Seeing as how there are litereally thousands of you, delivering pizza can get to be quite monotenous. Luckily, we have awesome humorous people who are willing to take some time from their day of work to amuse you. And in case you are some kind of weirdo who doesn't eat pizza, well, that's what the internet is for. Check out the coolest pizza box art that we could find below.
Self photos have been a long running internet trend. New mirror photos and camera phone self photos pop up every day. Most people don't care anymore. These selfies deserve a second look. These are extremely impressive selfies.
