While I can’t fully condone the seldom usage of Maeby and George Michael (and Buster) in the first two-thirds of the season it sure does make for a helluva payoff down the stretch as the episodes never seem to hit a lull, tie all sorts of loose ends together, and allow Alia Shawkat and Michael Cera to shine. Maeby Fünke’s “Señoritis” is a whirlwind of awesome, and chocked full of buried items and GIF-able moments that make this probably the longest and most in-depth “Beyond the Binge” installment of all. Let’s jump right in… The actor who plays Perfecto (Eli Vargas) also played “Mexican Teenager” in the S2 episode “¡Amigos!”. I see no way they aren’t the same person in the AD universe.
I don’t remember exactly where I heard it, but I remember Louis C.K. talking about his FX show, Louie, and saying that it’s not a show he does for the money. In fact, most of his income derived from taking his stand-up act around the country. After seeing how much he make, I believe him. I think he probably made more last year than two or even three times the entire budget of his television show. It is apparently a very lucrative career at the top, although I have to admit that I have never heard of a couple of these guys. I am, however, quite distressed to learn that Jeff Dunham makes more than Louis C.K. Not all of the millions the 11 men below (and they are all men) derive exclusively from stand-up performances, but according to Forbes methodology, the majority of it does. Here are the 11 highest-paid stand-up comedians.
This could be an advertisement for 7Up, if it weren’t more than four minutes long. Here is International Master Greg Shahade playing a quick pick-up blitz game of chess against a 10-year-old … who wins in no time. Props to Shahade for displaying such good sportsmanship, and props to the little boy, Samuel Sevian, who is now an IM himself. Also props to 7Up, for its crisp, refreshing taste and apparent ability to make a person awesome at chess.
In this cute video, made by comedian Kevin Maher, little kids attempt to undertake a Nathan’s-style hot dog eating contest in Coney Island. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), things don’t go so well. Unlike what happens when we let our nephew eat as many hot dogs as he could, none of these children ate eight hot dogs and then threw up. One of them does run away though. If you like the idea of hot dog eating contests, but the actual practice of eating sixty franks makes you question whether or not the human race even deserves to still be on planet Earth, this is the video for you.
A sopping wet Colin Firth might be attractive to some, but an ENORMOUS, fiberglass sopping wet Colin Firth is attractive to nobody. In fact, some people are calling the giant statue of Firth as Mr. Darcy from ‘Pride and Prejudice’ “unsettling” and “kind of creepy.” The statue has been put in Serpentine lake in London’s Hyde Park to promote the launch of UKTV’s new Drama channel, which will air high-profile dramas from the UK, such as the 1995 adaptation of ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ which inspired the statue. That’s right — the statue is inspired by the TV version of the book, since the scene itself wasn’t actually in Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Prejudice.’ Adding one more level of absurdity to the statue — Colin Firth emerging soaking wet from the lake wasn’t even in the scene that wasn’t in the book. It’s a vision that exists solely in the imaginations of the types of people who like to imagine Colin Firth emerging soaking wet from a lake. Here’s the scene in question, just to confirm how strange this statue is, before it takes off on a tour of the UK (yes, really).
Deadpool fans everywhere, get ready to get your mind blown! A group of young dedicated movie makers decided they've waited too long for Marvel to come up with their own Deadpool movie, and amongst the movie talk, bickering and arguing on whether or not there should be a Deadpool movie, they've taken action. I know right?! About god damn time some on did! In this short cute film, we are taken through an average Tuesday (aas the title suggests) in Deadpool's life. Prepare to bath in glory!
Ever since Netflix entered our lives, the internet movie business has pretty much put all other movie businnesses to shame. Literally. They've gone bankrupt. However, those of us old enough to remember the good old days of VHS rentals at the local Blockbuster remember what a fun adventure it was to troll around the horror section of the movie rental store. Those of us with awesome childhoods actually spent time watching these with out parent consent sometimes! These terribly bad horror movie VHS covers are a reminder of how awesome movie experiences can be. Something Netflix will never be able to accomplish with their aesthetic, digital media and they're little red envelopes in the mail. Let's take a trip to memory lane.
On a late Friday night after a long week's worth of work, once in a while you're bound to want to go home, put on your comfy pj's, cuddle up with a snuggie, and watch Arrested Development, and order pizza to be delivered right to your home. Seeing as how there are litereally thousands of you, delivering pizza can get to be quite monotenous. Luckily, we have awesome humorous people who are willing to take some time from their day of work to amuse you. And in case you are some kind of weirdo who doesn't eat pizza, well, that's what the internet is for. Check out the coolest pizza box art that we could find below.
GOATS GOATS GOATS! No I dont mean Government Owned Alien Territories. (That's right Lady Gaga reference. What are you going to do about it?!) Seriously. What else do you need? An explaination? Just be happy with all these cute goats!
If you ever see Spider Man on a basketball court just walk away. Spider man will absolutely destroy you if you attempt to challenge him to a street basketball game. Watch these poor people try to take on this super hero and get man handled. Poor people never saw it coming.
The fourth of July was a great day to celebrate. This is why we love America so much. America, home of the red, white and Boobs! Here is a stunning collection of girls who are showing their support for the USA.
Self photos have been a long running internet trend. New mirror photos and camera phone self photos pop up every day. Most people don't care anymore. These selfies deserve a second look. These are extremely impressive selfies.
Ohio and Florida get all the credit, but let’s not forget about the dead jellyfish mecca known as New Jersey when it comes to stories involving crazy, trashy people. Today’s installment involves former-Keyport, NJ, resident Julia Merfeld, who was caught on tape hiring an undercover Michigan police officer to be her hitman (for $50,000), proving that although you can take the girl out of New Jersey, you can’t take the New Jersey out of the girl. “If you can get him outside, that would be great,” a giggly Julia Merfeld said after agreeing to the $50,000 hit — only to later learn she was speaking with an undercover Michigan state police detective. “But if you absolutely can’t, I’ll understand,” she added. “Because it would be messy in the house.” “Terrible as it sounds, it was easier than divorcing him,” [Merfeld] explained about her lethal choice…“It’s going to break my heart when it happens, but it’s something that I’ve been thinking about for awhile.” Merfeld pleaded guilty to solicitation for murder and faces a minimum of six years in prison, where she’ll never be able to watch Timothy Olyphant in Hitman again.
Here are some of the best photos circling the web today. These pictures and memes are sure to give you a good chuckle. The week is halfway over! Smile and laugh today is a great day!
Here is a gallery of this weeks top Gif's. This is one perfect collection of sexy and hilarious Gif's. Enjoy the awesomeness!
Take a look at this hilarious kitty cat video. This compilation video features skittish cats getting startled out of their minds. Scared cats are simply too funny! Great Video.
Stacy Gray is new to the modeling and entertainment industry, but she is quickly moving up. The sexy brown-eyed girl from New South Wales, Australia has been featured in Zoo Weekly magazine and is a promotional model for auto publications, boat shows and motor cross events. She is also a featured model for major alcohol brands.
Summer camp is fun for everyone involved. The camp counselors might even have more fun than the kids. With summer underway here are a few tips for counselors consider while trying to maintain happiness with the kids. Enjoy Your Summer!
“Hash” Ashish Patel is a fine art portrait artist working mostly with pencils and charcoal. Hailing from New Jersey, the artist has nearly 120,000 followers on Instagram where he shares much of his artwork. In a short-lived series, Patel used graphite and white-colored pencils to draw incredible portraits onto $1 and $5 US bills.
