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MAKE IT STOP: CNN's Unrelenting Coverage Of The Royal Baby
23 jul 2013 15:43

I’m afraid that today CNN’s unrelenting royal baby coverage actually managed to eclipse their insane wall-to-wall poop cruise and Zimmerman trial coverage. Personally, I dipped out before the first hour of New Day had even wrapped, and from there it only got worse: at one point the network went 75 minutes as documented in this video from Guyism – without mentioning another new story, not even dildos being hunted into extinction…

I’m afraid that today CNN’s unrelenting royal baby coverage actually managed to eclipse their insane wall-to-wall poop cruise and Zimmerman trial coverage.

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CNN Royal Baby Correspondent: Kate Is 'Brilliant' For Having A Boy
23 jul 2013 15:42

Often times during the day I’ll keep CNN on while I’m working, unless, of course, they’re going nuts over poop cruises or the Zimmerman trial or whatnot. Anyway, today was, in case you somehow haven’t heard, the day that Kate and Will dropped their new royal baby, and at some point while I was working I heard CNN Royal correspondent Victoria Arbiter (yes, CNN has a Royal correspondent) say something that made me do a double-take. Like, I had to rewind to make sure I heard what I thought I’d heard. “This is how brilliant a Royal Kate is,” Arbiter said with a straight face. ”There are women throughout British Royal family history that have panicked having not being able to deliver a boy. And here we are, Kate did it first time” Yes, she really said that…

Often times during the day I’ll keep CNN on while I’m working, unless, of course, they’re going nuts over poop cruises or the Zimmerman trial or whatnot.

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Louis C.K. Says 'F*ck Rolling Stone' On 'The Daily Show'
23 jul 2013 15:41

Louis C.K. on The Daily Show is usually a treat mostly due to Louis and John Stewart’s great chemistry. So when I found out that Louis would be on the show with John Oliver it was sort of a letdown. Oliver, though, held his own and had a really funny excchange with Louis, complete with a punchline for the ages. C.K. was on the show to discuss his role in the new Woody Allen flick, Blue Jasmine, which he hadn’t even seen yet at the time of the interview. So it was pretty funny to hear him speculate about how good the movie would be if he had actually seen it. The kicker, though, comes at the end. Oliver asks Louis about a quote from Rolling Stone and his response is pretty great: ”They put that kid on the cover that blew up Boston so f*ck them.” Who cares if you agree with the controversial decision to put the alleged Boston bomber on the cover or not. You have to at least respect Louis’ ability to say pretty much everything he needs to say in one biting sentence. Enjoy…

Louis C.K. on The Daily Show is usually a treat mostly due to Louis and John Stewart’s great chemistry. So when I found out that Louis would be on the show with John Oliver it was sort of a letdown.

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Robin Meets Alan Thicke in ‘Blurred Lines’/’Growing Pains’ Mash-up
23 jul 2013 15:19

Robin Thicke‘s summer jam ‘Blurred Lines’ has somehow gotten even better. Thanks to some enterprising soul, we now have this wonderful mashup of the tune and the theme song to ‘Growing Pains,’ which, of course, starred Robin’s father, Alan Thicke. So, sit back, listen and enjoy all the Thicke wonder you can stand. Now, if only Cousin Larry’s son could become a huge star, so we can get a mashup with the ‘Perfect Strangers’ theme.

Robin Thicke‘s summer jam ‘Blurred Lines’ has somehow gotten even better. Thanks to some enterprising soul, we now have this wonderful mashup of the tune and the theme song to ‘Growing Pains, ...

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"What The Hell Were They Thinking?" Action Figures.
23 jul 2013 14:02

Toy biz is tough, and companies have to come up with new and creative ways to sell their characters in an ever competing market. Some succeed with an awesome line of action figures, and other just totally fail. Here's a collection of weirdest action figures ever made. What the hell were they thinking?

Toy biz is tough, and companies have to come up with new and creative ways to sell their characters in an ever competing market.

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Want To See Bill Clinton Singing "Blurred Lines"?
23 jul 2013 13:14

Who's better to sing the new "Blurred Lines" song by Robin Thike than Mr. Bill Clinton himself! Check this out.

Who's better to sing the new "Blurred Lines" song by Robin Thike than Mr. Bill Clinton himself! Check this out.

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"We Can't Stop" With NO Music Is Super Disturbing!
23 jul 2013 12:55

Okay it's no secret that Miley Cyrus is currently going through a crazy stage. Her new hit video "We Can't Stop" is the top summer song of this year, but if you turn off the music you might change your opinion. The guys at CollegeHumor made this hilarious and quite disturbing video that makes you wonder what the hell is going on in her head?!

Okay it's no secret that Miley Cyrus is currently going through a crazy stage. Her new hit video "We Can't Stop" is the top summer song of this year, ...

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The Rapping Weatherman Is Back With Dope New Rhymes
22 jul 2013 15:15

The Rapping Weatherman is back! Rather than make a bunch of weather puns to show we’re “hip,” we’ll just say we love this guy soooo much more than weather.com. Not just because one time weather.com made us look at a picture of a fish with human teeth, either (seriously, wtf, weather.com?), but because he’s genuinely awesome. He does what all good weathermen should do — make us want to pay a cable company so we can watch TV and hope it will be this good. Well done, sir.

The Rapping Weatherman is back! Rather than make a bunch of weather puns to show we’re “hip,” we’ll just say we love this guy soooo much more than weather.com. Not just because one time weather.

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Philly Mom Trying to Hire Secret Prostitute for Virgin Son
22 jul 2013 15:09

Some moms go above and beyond the call of duty. Other moms try to get 19-year-old girls to prostitute themselves so that their socially awkward son won’t be a virgin when he goes to Harvard in the fall. If you want to believe an ad on Craigslist, that is. The mystery mom in question is looking for a cute girl to date her son and “turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid” by “showing him different sex positions.” MOOOOooom, you’re embarrassing me! In return, the mom offers to make the girl’s “financial issues disappear.” Assuming there really is a mom and a virgin son, and not just a sweaty internet neckbeard, this ad is très creepy. Here’s the whole thing, if you feel like shaking your head and wondering what’s wrong with the world today. Read it now, before it becomes a terrible romantic comedy with Jay Baruchel, Mila Kunis and Susan Sarandon as the mom

Some moms go above and beyond the call of duty. Other moms try to get 19-year-old girls to prostitute themselves so that their socially awkward son won’t be a virgin when he goes to Harvard in the...

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LOL'S Of The Day.
19 jul 2013 14:53

Laughter is everywhere, just open your eyes and enjoy. Tickle your funny bone with these unique, ridiculous and hilarious pictures!

Laughter is everywhere, just open your eyes and enjoy. Tickle your funny bone with these unique, ridiculous and hilarious pictures!

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10 Hilarious Pregnancy Tips.
19 jul 2013 14:22

Being pregnant is a blessing, but it can also prove to be very annoying because of the sudden flood of attention and excessive and obvious advice from family, friends as well as strangers. Well, cheer up and have a look at some really legit and hilarious pregnancy tips, I bet you haven't heard before!

Being pregnant is a blessing, but it can also prove to be very annoying because of the sudden flood of attention and excessive and obvious advice from family, friends as well as strangers.

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Jersey Joe’s Pizzeria in San Diego
18 jul 2013 23:50

People on the Internet never cease to amaze me with the way they dig random things up and catch people doing the craziest, most bizarre stuff. Yesterday, some folks at 4Chan somehow tapped into the unsecured security webcams that are allegedly in the kitchen of Jersey Joe’s Pizzeria in San Diego, and they caught the gentleman in the above image whackin’ it. Naturally, once the image went viral, people absolutely had a field day with Jersey Joe’s Yelp page, which obviously has the restaurant’s owner, Giusepp Scire, rather pissed off since, you know, he denies that the kitchen is even the same as the one in his restaurant.

People on the Internet never cease to amaze me with the way they dig random things up and catch people doing the craziest, most bizarre stuff.

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Shake dat booty white boy!
18 jul 2013 23:45

Surprised Patrick is a photoshop meme that’s so simple, yet, so hilarious. Take a shot of ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ character Patrick Star and put him into situations where he’d be shocked. Hilarity ensues.

Surprised Patrick is a photoshop meme that’s so simple, yet, so hilarious. Take a shot of ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ ...

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Great way to let your partner know.
18 jul 2013 23:43

It’s really hard to say “I’m sorry” especially when you’re not really sorry. But, as humans, we suck it up and express our regret just to move on with life. Here are perfect examples of a person saying “I’m sorry” but not really meaning it…at all.

It’s really hard to say “I’m sorry” especially when you’re not really sorry. But, as humans, we suck it up and express our regret just to move on with life.

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Hugh Jackman Gets Sexy on Newsstands to Promote ‘The Wolverine’
18 jul 2013 23:35

‘The Wolverine‘ comes out in the next couple of weeks, so sexy leading man Hugh Jackman is promoting the crap out of it by doing his thing on the covers of several magazines. And for that? We are grateful. Hugh Jackman reprises the role of Logan/the Wolverine in the upcoming film ‘The Wolverine,’ a sort-of prequel to that lame ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ movie. He’ll also star in ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past,’ a veritable feast of sexy men, including Nicholas Hoult, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Evan Peters, and Peter Dinklage (what? Short dudes can get it, too). In ‘The Wolverine,’ Jackman heads to Japan and gets in some awesome sword action and encounters some new mutants we haven’t seen before. We’re excited. We’re even more excited that the star is gracing the covers of so many magazines this month, including GQ Australia, Men’s Health, and Men’s Fitness — three pertinent publications, given his style, swagger, and impressive physique. Jackman also stars in the upcoming drama ‘Prisoners’ with Jake Gyllenhaal. (Does he only ever star in movies with other sexy men? Seriously.)

‘The Wolverine‘ comes out in the next couple of weeks, so sexy leading man Hugh Jackman is promoting the crap out of it by doing his thing on the covers of several magazines.

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Here's A Stack Of Anti-American Propaganda From North Korea
18 jul 2013 23:23

Every country in the world has a fair portion of its history steeped in bloodshed, war & a blatant disregard for human life – none of us are truly guilt free. But it’s one thing to document the history and shortcomings of a country and quite another to peddle political propaganda designed to drive a wedge between nations and fear amongst the population. The more restrictive a government and the less information that flows, the less aware its people become. Once that starts occurring, it’s infinitely easier t0 set the agenda according to your own interests. That’s the sole aim with any form of propaganda, cherry pick information designed influence an audience in an emotional rather than rational manner. Currently few do that better than North Korea – a country equally as secretive as it is restrictive. They’re not huge fans of the United States but then, why would you be if you’d been bombard constantly with these grizzly and gruesome images?

Every country in the world has a fair portion of its history steeped in bloodshed, war & a blatant disregard for human life – none of us are truly guilt free.

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Funny Photos of Coworkers Aligned with Animal Bodies
18 jul 2013 13:25

Desk Safari is a funny photo project started by Mike Whiteside, one half of the creative duo Mike & Ben, that cleverly places laptops and tablets with images of animals with their heads or bodies cropped off in front of the corresponding parts of office coworkers. The playful, ongoing series features some hilarious pairings that are perfectly aligned.

Desk Safari is a funny photo project started by Mike Whiteside, one half of the creative duo Mike & Ben, ...

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Jon Hamm And Craig Ferguson Had A Delightful ESPYs Talk (Not Really)
17 jul 2013 23:23

Shocking news that will shock you: The Late Late Show welcomed the most likable man in all of entertainment on the show last night to have a half-improv’d chat with our man Craig Ferguson and all the video evidence CBS has made available to the internet thus far is a ninety second context-less clip and nothing on YouTube. I’m pretty sure they’re just trolling me personally at this point. Thankfully there are plenty (read: half dozen) of Ferguson fans on the internet fighting the good fight for the rest of us and uploading full interview segments at the best quality they can muster. It’s the mornings after appearances by the likes of Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis that we must thank them the most. As alluded to in the title, the appearance of my other spirit guide not named Joel McHale is all sorts of delightful as Craig and Jon spend twelve minutes chatting and not focusing on anything in particular despite talking Jon Hamm’s ESPYs hosting gig just a little bit (holy sh*t does this mean I have to watch the ESPYs?). What it lacks in Galifianakis weirdness it makes up for in the Hamm-bone’s willingness to play along with everything and be the greatest. Ferguson — as always — brings his A game, derailing any sort of real talking point as soon as it presents itself. Highlights include: Discussing India’s King Ralph, Mick Jagger and Larry King’s elementary school, a Jon Hamm history lesson on Druids, Jon Hamm’s award show host shortcomings, golf, hobbits, and milk delivery. Oh, and penis innuendo. Plenty of penis innuendo. Enjoy.

Shocking news that will shock you: The Late Late Show welcomed the most likable man in all of entertainment on the show last night to have a half- ...

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Watch Bob Dylan, Jeff Tweedy, Jim James Perform Together
17 jul 2013 18:20

If you want to attend one great tour with one terrible name this summer, make sure it’s the AmericanaramA Festival of Music Tour. Acts include Richard Thompson, Bob Weir, Wilco, Bob Dylan, and My Morning Jacket, the last three of which covered Reverend Gary Davis’s “Twelve Gates to the City” together in Toronto on Monday. OK, technically, Dylan was only joined by Jeff Tweedy and Bobby from Sons of Anarchy, who’s somehow inhibited the body and voice of Jim James, but I’m not going to mess with Mr. Munson, are you?

If you want to attend one great tour with one terrible name this summer, make sure it’s the AmericanaramA Festival of Music Tour.

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How Much SyFy Sharks Can You Handle? Here's A Look At 'Ghost Shark'.
17 jul 2013 18:19

So, based on Internet reaction Syfy’s Sharknado was the biggest movie since, well, pretty much forever. A sequel has already been greenlit! But hey, you don’t have to wait the two months or whatever it’s going to take to churn out another Sharknado movie. You can keep this Syfy shark meme going by watching Ghost Shark on August 22nd. Yup, Ghost Shark. As in, a shark that’s a ghost. Don’t worry, this shark doesn’t let its spectral nature keep it from biting bikini-clad ladies in half. Scroll down for video proof…

So, based on Internet reaction Syfy’s Sharknado was the biggest movie since, well, pretty much forever.

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'Colbert Report' Segment Gives Us The Greatest Fox News GIF Ever
17 jul 2013 18:18

In case you haven’t heard, folksy Fox & Friends garden gnome Gretchen Carlson is leaving walking human dildos Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade behind for greener pastures, namely Megyn Kelly’s afternoon time slot, because Megyn Kelly is headed to primetime to replace Greta Van Whatshername. Carlson will be replaced on the morning propaganda operation by Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the latest addition to Fox News’ blonde conservative gal stable. Stephen Colbert talked about this in last night’s edition of “Tip Of The Hat/Wag Of The Finger,” where he noted that the network was “boldly changing the face of news” with the moves. More importantly, the segment hand-delivered a piece of gold to the internet’s tireless GIF-makers, as evidenced above. And the clip is below for your further enjoyment.

In case you haven’t heard, folksy Fox & Friends garden gnome Gretchen Carlson is leaving walking human dildos Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade behind for greener pastures, ...

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The Best Of 'Dexter's' Debra Morgan
17 jul 2013 18:10

I think most of us, anyway, are on the same page with regard to the final season of Dexter : It's been a less than good season of a show that's been limping for quite some time. Charlotte Rampling's Dr. Vogel is somewhat compelling, but most of us are just hanging in there because we want to know: "Will Dexter die?" It's certainly pointing that way, and Dexter's exchange with Dr. Vogel this week about demonstrating selfless love through sacrifice provides further evidence. But, man, what have they done to Debra Morgan? She's always had her neuroses, and for such a strong female character, she's always been TERRIBLE at choosing her boyfriends (and wanting to bone Dexter only makes matters worse), but this year, the downward spiral has taken a huge toll. She's not only a woman in love with her brother, she's now a murder, an alcoholic, a drug abuser, and a sex fiend. I miss the Debra of old. She's still got the occasional decent profanity-lace line, but it's not the same. So, in honor of the old Debra, let's take a moment to appreciate the gems she's given us over seven and a half seasons of Dexter.

I think most of us, anyway, are on the same page with regard to the final season of Dexter : It's been a less than good season of a show that's been limping for quite some time.

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Hilarious Photographs Reveal A Day In The Life Of A Wookie
17 jul 2013 17:51

When it comes to Star Wars, yes Yoda was the wisest and Darth Vader (tied with Boba Fett) was the coolest – but what of Chewbacca and his Wookie heritage? He was the most loveable of all wasn’t he? Well in between battling with The Empire & all that grooming, Wookies are just like you and I.

When it comes to Star Wars, yes Yoda was the wisest and Darth Vader (tied with Boba Fett) was the coolest – but what of Chewbacca and his Wookie heritage? He was the most loveable of all wasn’t he?

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Happy Meals for Horror Films
17 jul 2013 13:33

What would McDonald’s Happy Meals look like if they were affiliated with horror films? Newt Clements is here to show us…

What would McDonald’s Happy Meals look like if they were affiliated with horror films? Newt Clements is here to show us…

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This is Summer
17 jul 2013 13:20

In case you needed a reminder, this is what summer is all about…

In case you needed a reminder, this is what summer is all about…

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Emily Ratajkowski Then and Now
17 jul 2013 12:38

Emily Ratajkowski played "Tasha" in the Nickelodeon series iCarly in 2009-2010. Now she works as a model. And she is very hot.

Emily Ratajkowski played "Tasha" in the Nickelodeon series iCarly in 2009-2010. Now she works as a model. And she is very hot.

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Remarkable Shapes Animated Along Tokyo's Darkened Streets
16 jul 2013 16:27

Here’s animated video that will dazzle and mesmerise. Japanese visual artist Tao Tajima, has created a rapid fire array of animated geometric shapes that he’s then sent floating along the darkened streets of Tokyo. He’s called the work Night Stroll, but exactly how did he do it? They do say that magicians never reveal their trade secrets, so we can only guess that it’s a combination of 3D projection mapping, camera tracking and a serious amount of patience, skill and countless hours in front of the editing screen. Was it all worth it though? You be the judge and if you can, let us know how you think he was able to create such an awesome array of illusions….

Here’s animated video that will dazzle and mesmerise. Japanese visual artist Tao Tajima, has created a rapid fire array of animated geometric shapes that he’s then sent floating along the...

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19 Atrocious Photos That Prove Engagement Pics Are Always a Bad Idea
16 jul 2013 16:21

My philosophy with wedding planning is simple — just let the woman have what she wants as long as it doesn’t involve future shame. Engagement photos are future shame. Even if the engagement photo is normal, twenty years from now, it will look ridiculous. Won’t the horribly comical wedding photos be enough? Do we really need a photo to remind the world there is more awful photos to come? People still take awful and awkward engagement photos and there is nothing I can do to stop them…so…I’ll just make fun of them and hope it prevents future photos.

My philosophy with wedding planning is simple — just let the woman have what she wants as long as it doesn’t involve future shame. Engagement photos are future shame.

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10 Eco-Friendly Pick-Up Lines to Try on Women Who Love Mother Earth
16 jul 2013 16:21

Fellas, every once in a while, you are going to have to use a pick up line or two to get the attention of the girl you want to hang out with more. For those who care deeply about the environment—and about picking-up chicks who love the environment—use the following pick-up lines. Also, be sure to share them with friends. It’s kind of like recycling.

Fellas, every once in a while, you are going to have to use a pick up line or two to get the attention of the girl you want to hang out with more.

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News Reporter’s Bear Attack Piece Is Completely Ridiculous
16 jul 2013 16:07

You might watch this whole video wondering out loud if it is, in fact, real, or if the internet is playing a joke on you. That is how ridiculous this “what to do if you encounter a bear” news segment is. The segment, which was meant to be helpful, aired on a Providence, Rhode Island, NBC news affiliate, and features a reporter backing slowly into some bushes, screaming and throwing her shoes at the camera. All jokes aside, we now know what to do if we ever encounter a bear, because they are apparently terrified of flip flops. Thanks, NBC!

You might watch this whole video wondering out loud if it is, in fact, real, or if the internet is playing a joke on you.

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Jimmy Fallon Conducts Surprise Interview With ‘Michael Jordan’
16 jul 2013 16:01

It’s not often that Michael Jordan does late night, and even less often that he makes an unscheduled appearance. Jimmy Fallon handles the shock of suddenly getting to meet a sports legend like the consummate professional that he is. We were surprised by how candid MJ was — willing to recount old sports stories, even some less than flattering ones. He even brought an autographed gift for Jimmy. Michael Jordan, truly a class act. Wait, hold up. That’s not Michael Jordan. Oh, Kristen Wiig. You truly are a master of impersonations.

It’s not often that Michael Jordan does late night, and even less often that he makes an unscheduled appearance.

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Resumes for Unemployed Disney Villains
16 jul 2013 14:07

At the end of the movie, Disney villains are essentially thwarted and left without an evil job to do. To help them out, Disney put together some resumes…

At the end of the movie, Disney villains are essentially thwarted and left without an evil job to do. To help them out, Disney put together some resumes…

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Princess Nicolas Cage Is One Hard Core Princess
16 jul 2013 13:28

The internet wins again! People ask me why Nic Cage's face is all over the internet and every single time, all I have to do is show them pictures of his face on anything else other than his own body. The world and humanity is going to be alright, despite all the gentrification, social disparity, and inequality. Why? Because Nic Cage's face on Disney Princesses. That's why! Have any doubt in humanity? Rest your qualms immediately and scroll down!

The internet wins again! People ask me why Nic Cage's face is all over the internet and every single time, all I have to do is show them pictures of his face on anything else other than his own body.

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Susanna Messaggio is Sexy as Hell. And She Is 50
16 jul 2013 12:43

Susanna Messaggio is a 50-year-old Italian celebrity. She is married, has kids, and still looks great. Here we've got bikini photos of Susanna Messaggio.

Susanna Messaggio is a 50-year-old Italian celebrity. She is married, has kids, and still looks great. Here we've got bikini photos of Susanna Messaggio.

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Videos Of Craig Ferguson And Geoff Peterson On The Late Late Show
15 jul 2013 23:46

While hosts like Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon may be getting most of the attention on these here Internets, I'd argue that the most naturally funny late night host is Craig Ferguson. The Late Late Show doesn't have any nifty video packages or many meme-able moments; it's usually just Ferguson riffing in front of a camera and conducting great interviews with his guests, and it's great. One underrated aspect of the show is Ferguson's interaction with his robot skeleton sidekick, Geoff, voiced by Josh Robert Thompson. For those of you with regular sleeping hours, you may not be privy to Ferguson and Thompson's brilliance. So take a look at some of their best moments.

While hosts like Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon may be getting most of the attention on these here Internets, I'd argue that the most naturally funny late night host is Craig Ferguson.

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