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Devious Ferret Is Quite Adept at Pickpocketing (1 photo + 1 video)

03 aug 2013 21:20

Coming in at number four on our list of “Reasons We Don’t Want a Ferret,*” is “they will steal the wallet right out of your pocket.” This video justifies that particular item’s high placement on the list. A person who gets their wallet stolen feels like a fool. A person who chases a ferret to get their wallet back has pretty much lost all dignity. *See below:

Coming in at number four on our list of “Reasons We Don’t Want a Ferret,*” is “they will steal the wallet right out of your pocket.

‘Skeletor Affirmations’ Will Get You Through the Day (10 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:19

Having a bad day? We know it sounds weird, but maybe Skeletor from the classic ’80s ‘He-Man’ cartoon can help you. These empowering words to help you get through tough times come from the Tumblr Heal Yourself, Skeletor. According to the Tumblr, "Skeletor is experiencing the the profound emptiness and isolation of human existence. Follow his journey to positive mental health through daily affirmations." Well, what are you waiting for?

Having a bad day? We know it sounds weird, but maybe Skeletor from the classic ’80s ‘He-Man’ cartoon can help you.

Reporter Fails to Notice Man With Pants Down Right Behind Him (1 video)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:18

Omari Fleming may be a star reporter, but it’s the “moon” behind him that’s got people talking in this video. Fleming, a reporter for Philadelphia’s WTXF, was doing a live stand-up report when a prankster popped on-camera behind him and dropped trou for all to see. A clearly flummoxed Fleming managed to get through his live shot, but the damage was definitely done. You have to kind of feel bad for Fleming. You know the anchors and that jerk Carl the weatherman were totally laughing at him back at the studio.

Omari Fleming may be a star reporter, but it’s the “moon” behind him that’s got people talking in this video.

12 Cross Eyed Kitties to Make Your Day (13 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:17

What’s better than a cat? We know, we know — what a preposterous question, but really, what’s better than a cat? A cross-eyed cat! These cats’ silly faces should make your day better. All without the horrible itching and wheezing that comes with encountering actual, real cats. Enjoy!

What’s better than a cat? We know, we know — what a preposterous question, but really, what’s better than a cat? A cross-eyed cat! These cats’ silly faces should make your day better.

Man Afraid of Heights Rides Virtual Roller Coaster, Hilarity Ensues (1 video)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:17

We really, really feel for the poor guy in this video. Having once broken a babysitter’s fingers on a roller coaster because we are so afraid of heights, we can definitely relate. However, that doesn’t mean we aren’t laughing at him. The poor guy for some reason decided that experiencing an Oculus Rift roller coaster would be a good time, despite the fact that he hates roller coasters. He winds up a screaming, shivering mess. It’s pretty great.

We really, really feel for the poor guy in this video. Having once broken a babysitter’s fingers on a roller coaster because we are so afraid of heights, we can definitely relate.

20 Photos Of 1940's Vintage Swimwear Vs Present Day (21 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:14

As Bob Dylan famously once sang ‘The times they are a-changin’… That’s certainly true when you glance back on the fashions of yesteryear. Back in the 1940′s and even to a degree in the 1950s, when it came to going to the beach modesty, being ladylike and carrying oneself with a measure of dignity was the norm. That level of decorum is now diametrically opposite to the overly sexual imagery that saturates and dominates popular culture today. There was an element of innocence and a tangible sense of sophistication to swimwear styles back then. Bold colours, playful patterns and all kind of cuts, lengths and styles. Today, those same outfits are replaced with bikini’s little thicker than a cheese wire, that leave little to the imagination. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, in fact you could argue it’s a progression of sorts, the inflexible conservative values of yesterday giving way to a more care-free and inclusive mindset. If you’ve got it, these days it appears you have every right to flaunt it? And really, why shouldn’t you? But ultimately whichever era you’re a fan of, vintage or present day – beauty can often be fleeting but class? Well that’s permanent.

As Bob Dylan famously once sang ‘The times they are a-changin’… That’s certainly true when you glance back on the fashions of yesteryear.

Strange Anime Quotes Definitely Lost In Translation (9 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:11

What can you possibly say about Japan that hasn’t already been said? As a culture and a nation, they are utterly obsessed with the strange, unusual and downright bizarre. If it’s furry, colourful and weird, whatever it is, you can be sure it’ll be a success in Japan. But whilst it seems they deliberately go out of their way to live in a hyper-reality of anime characters, complete with unquestionable scenarios with schoolgirls, cats as pieces of sushi and creating doll versions of themselves, the following bout of oddness doesn’t seem planned at all. In fact, when it comes to these quotes from popular anime shows, you can be sure that something definitely has become lost in translation somewhere. But you know what? That’s what makes them totally Japanese all the same.

What can you possibly say about Japan that hasn’t already been said? As a culture and a nation, they are utterly obsessed with the strange, unusual and downright bizarre.

Showcasing The Body As Art 10 Striking Tattoo Portraits (10 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:10

Unlike these 32 awful tattoos that will make you lose faith in humanity, gifted photographer Eddie McShane captures 10 unique individuals whose bodies truly are works of art. His subjects vary in age, gender and size yet they all share a deep passion for self-expression. You can be sure that a lot of work and indeed money went into the following tattoos which McShane has documented in vibrant detail. Through his candid & emotive portraits, you’re able to gain a compelling insight into the individual behind the persona and ink. The key figures in their lives, their religious beliefs, their childhood street to even their favourite furry friend – are all etched and documented into their skin. Make sure you view the full series via McShane’s official website: http://eddiemcshane.com/

Unlike these 32 awful tattoos that will make you lose faith in humanity, gifted photographer Eddie McShane captures 10 unique individuals whose bodies truly are works of art.

15 Surprising Examples Of Superman Being A D***head (15 photo + 1 video)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:09

He’s one of the most iconic and oldest superheroes of all time. the man of steel, the devilishly handsome and decidedly buff Superman. And whilst many of us think of him as virtuous and wholesome character with an iron clad set of morals – we’re sadly been erroneously mislead. You see, it turns out Superman is actually intensely misogynistic, incredibly manipulative, often uncaring and certainly more than a little selfish. Surprised? We were too, until we stumbled upon an entire movement dedicated to “Superman is a dick” created by our friends over at Superdickery They’ve hunted down and collated over 300+ examples of The Man Of Steel at his very worst stretching as far back as the 1940′s! You can see the full list right here, but in the meantime prepare to raise your eyebrows and shake your head in disbelief as we look at 15 damming examples of Superman being a total dickhead.

He’s one of the most iconic and oldest superheroes of all time. the man of steel, the devilishly handsome and decidedly buff Superman.

Rare Photos Of Chicago In 1949 Taken By Stanley Kubrick (17 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:02

If you hadn’t already guess we’re huge fans of director Stanley Kubrick, best known for creating cult classics such as ‘A Clockwork Orange’, ‘The Shining’, ‘Dr. Strangelove’ and even the controversial ‘Eyes Wide Shut’. But whether shooting a film or photographing everyday life, his unique style and evocative imagery shines through. We’ve previously featured 17 of his most candid & personal photographs along with a mesmerising collection of 24 cinemagraphs, but today we’re highlighting Kubrick’s documentary work. Rewind to 1949 and Look Magazine, noticing his natural gift, commissioned him to photograph a series titled ‘Chicago City of Contrasts’. He spent several weeks documenting the many facets of city life and below are a few examples of his experiences. His photographs showcase a city that celebrated the arts, provided entertainment for high society but who’s roots and future lay in the ever expanding blue-collar industry.

If you hadn’t already guess we’re huge fans of director Stanley Kubrick, best known for creating cult classics such as ‘A Clockwork Orange’, ‘The Shining’, ‘Dr.

French Street Artist Loves To Hijacks Street Signs (17 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:02

He’s been labeled by the French authorities as a vandal, even so far as being fined €400 for his actions. But that hasn’t deterred French artist Clet Abraham from prowling the streets of Europe adding his own irreverent twist to traffic signs for the past 2 years. How does is he able to do it? In the depths of the night, a friend gives him a leg up and he quickly plasters the stickers onto the sign before vanishing without a trace into the shadows. Europe’s weary commuters and pedestrians then wake up to his wonderfully inventive work the following morning. His humorous and subversive designs certainly makes the roads and alleyways of Europe a lot more interesting don’t you think? Let’s keep it that way, if you have happen to catch him in the act, turn a blind eye will you?

He’s been labeled by the French authorities as a vandal, even so far as being fined €400 for his actions.

A Retrospective On 50 Years Of Flight Attendant Fashion (16 photo)

Veggie

03 aug 2013 21:02

You know what they say about fashion, that ultimately everything ends up being recycled, reinterpreted and brought back into the mainstream. But it’s hard to have a reference point when the outfits of yesteryear a stacked in boxes and stored in countless attics around the world. That’s The Museum Of Flight why just south of Seattle, USA is such a rare find. Housed within their walls is an historic collection of US flight attendant outfits spanning from 1930 through to 1980. It’s one of the few places that has managed to collect and preserve some iconic uniforms worn by the trusty flight attendant, who’s actual career in the skies spans some 80 years. So what changed from 1930 to 1980? Unsurprisingly pretty much everything! Boots replaced shoes, skirts replaced dresses, brights colour replaced the drab, big hair came and went and yes, even tartan made an appearance. Here’s your unique guide to the style down the aisle as it were – anyone else wish we could bring the good old days back?

You know what they say about fashion, that ultimately everything ends up being recycled, reinterpreted and brought back into the mainstream.

Feminist Yog-Sothoth Meme Sees All, Would Appreciate A Trigger Warning (12 photo)

Veggie

02 aug 2013 21:08

Yog-Sothoth is a terrifying entity in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu mythos. This omniscient being is even a grandparent of Cthulhu (it's complicated). But did you know Yog-Sothoth also espouses feminist ideals in an image macro series? We haven't seen an Old One this smooth and respectful since Feminist Cthulhu. Our favorite examples of Feminist Yog-Sothoth are collected below. They were all made by Dave Hughes (via The Mary Sue). His full set is available either beyond the nethermost outposts of space and time or perhaps here and here.

Yog-Sothoth is a terrifying entity in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu mythos. This omniscient being is even a grandparent of Cthulhu (it's complicated).

Latest Viral News! Here's A Bear, Stealing A Dumpster (1 photo + 1 video)

Veggie

02 aug 2013 21:04

Bears are incredibly intelligent creatures. And they also love garbage, because to a bear, human garbage is just basically food kept in a convenient container for the bear. It’s a bit like you’re packing the bear a lunch. Or in this case, packing the bear a fridge. The video above from a Colorado Springs restaurant shows a bear deciding that, screw it, he’s gonna take the whole thing. Needless to say, there’s also a GIF:

Bears are incredibly intelligent creatures. And they also love garbage, because to a bear, human garbage is just basically food kept in a convenient container for the bear.

Welcome To The Future, Everybody. DogTV Is Officially Here. (1 photo + 1 video)

Veggie

02 aug 2013 21:03

DogTV, which launched Thursday on DirecTV, is a 24-hour pay channel providing programming designed and produced to appeal to canines. The channel is divided into three kinds of programs, “Relaxation,” “Stimulation” and “Exposure.” Programs run three to six minutes and give dogs either soothing pastoral scenes or provide them with snippets of everyday life that normally cause anxiety, such as someone ringing the doorbell. Look, I get what you’re trying to do here. I do. You’re trying to point out that there are better things a person can do with five dog-related dollars a month, because dogs may not be 100% biologically designed to sit back and watch television all day. Fine. You’re probably right. But allow me to present this counterpoint: SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUPPP. Shut the hell up. Think really hard about what you want to say, form a cohesive argument, and then take it to your graves without sharing it with anyone. For God’s sake, THERE IS A TV CHANNEL FOR DOGS NOW. TV. FOR. DOGS. Even if its only viewers turn out to bestoned college students, this is an important moment in history. (I’d rank it just behind the invention of the light bulb.) Let’s give it, like, a week before you crap all over it with your “science” and your “quotes from animal experts.” I mean, Jesus Christ, look at this video.

DogTV, which launched Thursday on DirecTV, is a 24-hour pay channel providing programming designed and produced to appeal to canines.

The Definitive Career Timeline Of 'Breaking Bad's' Aaron Paul (14 photo + 1 video)

Veggie

02 aug 2013 20:51

I don’t exactly know why this is true, but the Internet has a deep fascination with Aaron Paul’s pre-Breaking Bad filmography. People rightfully went berserker when Jay Leno revealed that Paul had been on the Price is Right back in the day, and last week, Leno also unearthed Aaron Paul’s (terrible) stint on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Whenever people spot Aaron Paul in a before-he-was-famous role, we get emails. We appreciate those emails. It’s how we found out he was in Birds of Prey. Yesterday, in fact, an awesome reader, FallOutBoy (The Radioactive Man Sidekick, not the Band) sent us screen shots of Aaron Paul in his episode of Bones. Why FallOutBoy was watching first season episodes of Bones, well, that’s a question we probably shouldn’t ask. However, it got me thinking: Let’s just knock this all out at once. Let’s dig up photos from Aaron Paul’s entire career timeline, from 1999 — when he moved to Los Angeles — until 2014, when he’s set to appear in Need for Speed, a movie about a street racer who was framed by a wealthy business associate (I’m far more excited for his 2013 role in A Long Way Down, the adaptation of the Nick Hornby novel). So, without further ado, here’s photographic evidence of most of Aaron Paul’s movie and television roles (at least the ones with available images on the Internet). He has gone through some bad hair phases, folks, but I gotta say, nerdy Aaron Paul is my favorite early Aaron Paul.

I don’t exactly know why this is true, but the Internet has a deep fascination with Aaron Paul’s pre-Breaking Bad filmography.

Robin Thicke And The Roots Perform 'Blurred Lines' On Fallon (1 photo + 1 video)

Veggie

02 aug 2013 20:48

“Blurred Lines” is the hottest song in the galaxy. By far. The song, though, is only made better when the best band in the world backs him. And it’s even better if the aforementioned best band in the world is using kid’s instruments to do it. Fallon had an unconventional open to his show by having Thicke perform his hit with The Roots using elementary school instruments. I’m starting to think I like this version of the song better than the original. Add in Black Thought spitting a 16 and we have magic on our hands. Now excuse me while I hum this song for the rest of the day.

“Blurred Lines” is the hottest song in the galaxy. By far. The song, though, is only made better when the best band in the world backs him.

Country Flags painted by Nature (8 photo)

Greq Art Einsky

02 aug 2013 07:12

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The Indoor Cloud: a Breakthrough Designs Interior [video] (6 photo)

Greq Art Einsky

02 aug 2013 06:14

Dutch artist Berndnaut Smilde makes real clouds form inside of empty rooms! He uses a fog machine and carefully adjusts the temperature and humidity to produce clouds just long enough to photograph.

Turtle smokes 10 cigarettes a day [video] (2 photo)

Greq Art Einsky

02 aug 2013 05:12

A snapping turtle in Changchun is apparently addicted to smoking and goes through around 10 cigarettes a day. According to its keeper surnamed Tang, the 4.3 kilogram grey turtle quickly developed the habit ever since Tang stuffed a cigarette into its mouth a month ago, Changchun Evening News reported on July 2. Tang, a restaurant chef in Donghu town, Changchun, Jilin Province who is helping his boss raise the turtle, explained he got the idea to introduce the pet to tobacco one day after he discovered it being hurt by a chicken bone.

A snapping turtle in Changchun is apparently addicted to smoking and goes through around 10 cigarettes a day. According to its keeper surnamed Tang, the 4.

Laser cigarette lighter [video] (1 photo)

Greq Art Einsky

02 aug 2013 04:49

Dangers involved with using this laser cigarette lighter to start off your smoking session include shooting your eyes out and giving yourself a mean Harry Potter style forehead scar. This thing boasts a two Watt laser diode which has no problem burning everything that comes in contact with it.

Dangers involved with using this laser cigarette lighter to start off your smoking session include shooting your eyes out and giving yourself a mean Harry Potter style forehead scar.

The Greatest Work Freak Outs Ever Compilation (1 video)

Dylan

01 aug 2013 23:30

The Greatest Work Freak Outs Ever Compilation

DisHollywood, Art Show Featuring Disney Remixed With Pop Culture (6 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 13:45

DisHollywood is an upcoming solo art show by artist José Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros at the La Luz De Jesus Gallery in Los Angeles featuring José ‘s “latest visual project which attempts to re-mix beloved characters from Disney fairy tales with other entertainment icons from the world of cinema, celebrity and music.” The art show will open on Friday, August 2, 2013 from 8-11 PM and be on display until Sunday, September 1st. You can view more previews online at the La Luz De Jesus Gallery and Hi-Fructose Magazine websites.

DisHollywood is an upcoming solo art show by artist José Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros at the La Luz De Jesus Gallery in Los Angeles featuring José ‘s “ ...

Mock Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors Based on Well-Known Books (4 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 13:41

Philadelphia-based publisher Quirk Books has created a set of six mock Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors based on famous books. Berry Potter and the Container of Secrets is “a magical blend of butter beer, Bertie Bott’s Strawberry Flavour Beans and chocolate frogs” and the cleverly named War and Peach flavor is “An ambitious, sweeping, and impeccably detailed frozen treat of truly epic proportions, with so many ingredients that you’ll forget most of them existed by the time you’re halfway through your cone. Not easy to get through without a headache, but if you make it, you can brag about finishing it for the rest of your life.”

Philadelphia-based publisher Quirk Books has created a set of six mock Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors based on famous books.

A Compilation of Bizarre Korean Commercials (1 video)

Helen

01 aug 2013 13:39

CrusaderCast has created a compilation of bizarre Korean commercials filled with pelvic thrusting, a rap about banana milk, a farting doll, a RoboCop who really loves fried chicken, and an extremely powerful urine stream.

CrusaderCast has created a compilation of bizarre Korean commercials filled with pelvic thrusting, a rap about banana milk, a farting doll, a RoboCop who really loves fried chicken, ...

Epically bearded Bengals fan turns facial hair into 6-pack of beer (5 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 13:28

A Bengals fan by the name of Gary who goes by Misled Cincinnati is somewhat known around town for his outlandish beard. His latest hirsute antics while meeting QB Andy Dalton are his best yet…

Groom and groomsmen take a wild, silly pic… Things don’t go as planned (2 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 13:25

A groom and his crew recently wanted to take part in the Hadouken-ing trend from earlier this year (in which one person pretends to shoot a ball of energy a la Street Fighter’s Hadouken move and his “opponents” in the photo jump up and pretend to be hit by said energy ball). Their photographer happily went along with it and caught this spectacular image…

A groom and his crew recently wanted to take part in the Hadouken-ing trend from earlier this year (in which one person pretends to shoot a ball of energy a la Street Fighter’s Hadouken move and...

A Retrospective On 50 Years Of Flight Attendant Fashion (16 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 13:15

You know what they say about fashion, that ultimately everything ends up being recycled, reinterpreted and brought back into the mainstream. But it’s hard to have a reference point when the outfits of yesteryear a stacked in boxes and stored in countless attics around the world. That’s The Museum Of Flight why just south of Seattle, USA is such a rare find. Housed within their walls is an historic collection of US flight attendant outfits spanning from 1930 through to 1980. It’s one of the few places that has managed to collect and preserve some iconic uniforms worn by the trusty flight attendant, who’s actual career in the skies spans some 80 years.

You know what they say about fashion, that ultimately everything ends up being recycled, reinterpreted and brought back into the mainstream.

This Man Proves That Anything Is Possible (11 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 12:39

Thomas McIntyre is a fresh food manager in Northern Ireland but started gaining weight when he stopped playing football 20 years ago.

The Most Touching Moments in People’s Lives Caught on Camera (32 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 12:37

Writer and reporter, Richard Deitsch asked his Twitter followers to share photos that capture important moments in people’s lives. Here are some of the most memorable shares.

Actors Who Said No to Career-Changing Movie Roles (21 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 12:31

A few movies and TV shows how the were originally cast... I guess everyone makes mistakes!

Incredible Fly Geyser in Nevada Created Purely by Accident (9 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 12:22

The Fly Geyser, also known as Fly Ranch Geyser, is a small man-made geothermal geyser, located in Washoe County, Nevada, and besides spitting water up to 5 feet into the air, it strikes you with beautiful vibrant colors, making the whole landscape look like a painting. The geyser actually developed by mistake from a leaking geothermal well, which was first drilled back in 1916. Sometime in the 1960s the geothermally heated water found a crack and erupted. It has been spewing gushes of hot water ever since. The colored rock itself has been growing and forming from the dissolved minerals, which continue accumulating and thus shape the travertine mound around the geyser. The beautiful colors form due to the thermophilic algae. As the geyser is located on a private ranch and has its owner, it’s hidden from the viewers behind a high fence and a locked gate with spikes on top of it.

The Fly Geyser, also known as Fly Ranch Geyser, is a small man-made geothermal geyser, located in Washoe County, Nevada, and besides spitting water up to 5 feet into the air, ...

40 Maps They Didn’t Teach You In School (37 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 12:03

By the time we graduate high school, we learn that they never taught us the most interesting things in there. Sure, you might be able to name the European countries or point New York on the map, but does that give a you real understanding of how the world functions? To fill this gap, we have gathered a great and informative selection of infographical maps that they should’ve shown us at school: every single one of these maps reveals different fun and interesting facts, which can actually help you draw some pretty interesting conclusions. What makes infographical maps so engaging is how easy it becomes to conceive graphically presented information. The best part, there are brilliant services like Target Map that “allow everyone (from individuals to large organizations) to represent their data on maps of any country in the world and to share their knowledge with the whole Internet Community.” Just choose a country and a way to create your map by color, type values or by uploading your excel files (you can even use your zip / postal code column to get the best and most accurate maps. Without further ado, we invite you to learn things like most popular sports in different countries, who has the largest breasts, red hair map of Europe, world’s most consumed alcoholic beverages, or which brands dominate in different states of the USA. Trust us, these are way better than the ones they taught you at school!

By the time we graduate high school, we learn that they never taught us the most interesting things in there.

Photos of Ashley Lawrence from Gator Boys (10 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 12:01

Ashley Lawrence is the only female cast member of Gator Boys reality TV series by Animal Planet. Pretty imressive)

Abandoned Underwater Strip Club (12 photo)

Helen

01 aug 2013 11:59

Sounds impossible, but it's real. The club is located on the shores of the Red Sea in Eilat, Israel. First it was an underwater restaurant, then it was re-opened as a strip club for a while, then shut down altogether about a year ago.

Sounds impossible, but it's real. The club is located on the shores of the Red Sea in Eilat, Israel. First it was an underwater restaurant, then it was re-opened as a strip club for a while, ...