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Disney Princesses Text Their Princes (10 photo)

Last week, the Disney Princesses were on Instagram. This time, they continue to show just how tech-savvy they are by texting with their princes.

Last week, the Disney Princesses were on Instagram. This time, they continue to show just how tech-savvy they are by texting with their princes.

If the Beastie Boys ‘Sabotage’ video was set in a library (1 photo + 1 video)

From Chicago-based comics Mike Ferbrache and Duane Freeman comes a nonsensical rehash of the Beastie Boys’s 1994 classic video, “Sabotage,” only this time Cochese and Bunny are replaced with middle-aged librarians named “Story Time” and “The Techie.” I honestly don’t get it and don’t care. I’d watch (and post) a remake of “Ill Communication” track #6 in any setting. Shit never gets old.

From Chicago-based comics Mike Ferbrache and Duane Freeman comes a nonsensical rehash of the Beastie Boys’s 1994 classic video, “Sabotage, ...

Lady Gaga Took Photos With A Homeless Man  (5 photo)

Outside of Lady Gaga’s hotel on Sunday a reportedly homeless man was waiting in line with other fans to give Gaga an engagement ring. According to Gaga fans passing the photos around, Gaga graciously accepted the ring. And when she went to pose with the man for photos, he told her, “But I smell.” To which she replied, “Don’t worry, I smell too.” She gave the man a rose, some money, and posed for a series of pictures with him.

Outside of Lady Gaga’s hotel on Sunday a reportedly homeless man was waiting in line with other fans to give Gaga an engagement ring.

London's Piles Of Rubbish Transformed Into Works Of Art  (10 photo)

You’re probably familiar with the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s gold” and there’s few better examples of that than the work of visual artist Francisco de Pajaro. Much like Clet Abraham who has fun hijacking Europe’s street signs, Francisco likes to bring a bit of life, vitality and humour to our sterile urban environments. In a recently interview with James Buxton of Global Street Art he stated that:

You’re probably familiar with the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s gold” and there’s few better examples of that than the work of visual artist Francisco de Pajaro.

How to Troll a One Direction Fan  (10 photo)

One girl played a prank on her sister who was a big One Direction fan. She called it ONE DIR’SHREK’TION.

One girl played a prank on her sister who was a big One Direction fan. She called it ONE DIR’SHREK’TION.

A Toronto Man Tried To Buy Pot On Twitter And Was Mocked By The Police (2 photo)

Whomever is responsible for running the Twitter account for the York Regional Police in Ontario deserves at least a free lunch this week – and maybe a day of parking wherever he or she wants – as one specific Tweet yesterday morning racked up 3,960 retweets (and counting) and gained the YPD a ton of new followers. After a Toronto mechanic named Sunith Baheerathan Tweeted a request for some dealers to come sell him pot at work, the YPD took notice and provided quite the hilarity on an otherwise tame Tuesday.

Whomever is responsible for running the Twitter account for the York Regional Police in Ontario deserves at least a free lunch this week – and maybe a day of parking wherever he or she wants – as...

The Best Of Aaron Paul's Reddit AMA (14 photo)

The Breaking Bad star answered questions about dildos, endings, Radiohead, fashion shows, Obama, buttplugs, and bitches, obviously, during his AMA yesterday, which was meant to publicize Kind Campaign, his wife's organization that brings awareness and healing to the negative and lasting effects of bullying. BITCH.

The Breaking Bad star answered questions about dildos, endings, Radiohead, fashion shows, Obama, buttplugs, and bitches, obviously, during his AMA yesterday, ...

Guy Uses Only Memes To Propose To Girlfriend (15 photo)

A Reddit user, who goes by the name SirTechnocracy, apparently proposed to his girlfriend by posting a series of meme pictures on the site. According to the post, he had already picked out the ring with his girlfriend, but she wanted a surprising, unique proposal. He also said that commissioning all the pics “took months and a couple thousand dollars.” His additional plan was to put the ring in a safe and engrave the Half-Life 3 release date into it so it could get enough up votes to get on the front page of Reddit. Check out the proposal below. In case you’re wondering, she said yes. Special thanks to Leyawn for the tip.

A Reddit user, who goes by the name SirTechnocracy, apparently proposed to his girlfriend by posting a series of meme pictures on the site.

Worst Break-Up Texts Ever (15 photo)

Dating is tough, but breaking up is so much worse, especially over text message. Break-up texts are hard to write. You can’t be honest with the person, because if you were, you would unleash a fury upon them that would echo through eternity, but you can’t be too nice or it will never end. No matter what you do, don’t do it like any of these idiots. These are the 14 worst break-up texts ever.

Dating is tough, but breaking up is so much worse, especially over text message. Break-up texts are hard to write.

Lourdes Leon Is a Grown Up Now  (7 photo)

16-year-old Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon was spotted in France several days ago. She wore a red bikini halter top, gray tank top, and denim cutoffs.

16-year-old Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon was spotted in France several days ago. She wore a red bikini halter top, gray tank top, and denim cutoffs.

Ridiculous Shibe GIFs to Confuse and Amuse You (11 photo)

The Shibe/doge is one of our favorite completely weird memes. It has complicated beginnings, but it is so absurd that we get lost very easily once we dive into this world. The Tumblr Shiba Confessions is probably the best source for weird Shiba stuff, but there are also several subreddits dedicated to the dog. We’ve got a soft spot for GIFs, so here are just a few to give you a taste, and maybe remind you that the internet is truly a very weird place.

The Shibe/doge is one of our favorite completely weird memes. It has complicated beginnings, but it is so absurd that we get lost very easily once we dive into this world.

Meet China’s Watermelon Kids (7 photo)

Brian Ashcraft of Kotaku is reporting on a recent trend in China where parents are amusingly dressing their young children in costumes made of hollowed out watermelon rinds. The “Watermelon Kids” craze is all done in fun, of course, although Ashcraft warns that wearing watermelons for a long time could be dangerous because it could “breed germs and bacteria.” Now even some grown-ups are joining in with their own fruit rind costume creations. We previously posted about another Chinese meme, Dogs Wearing Pantyhose.

Brian Ashcraft of Kotaku is reporting on a recent trend in China where parents are amusingly dressing their young children in costumes made of hollowed out watermelon rinds.

If Disney Princesses Had Instagram (2 photo)

Ever wonder what the Instagrams of Disney Princesses would look like? You have too much time on your hands. Regardless, here’s what B fo Bel imagines Disney Princess Instagrams. Or maybe she follows them on Instagram and is reporting back? Ah hell, who knows? You kids with your social mediums and whatnot, I can never keep up!

Ever wonder what the Instagrams of Disney Princesses would look like? You have too much time on your hands. Regardless, here’s what B fo Bel imagines Disney Princess Instagrams.

Glamour Photographs That Will Leave You Speechless (22 photo)

Before you read on, remember that ‘Glamour’ is defined as follows: ‘The quality of fascinating, alluring, or attracting, especially by a combination of charm and good looks.’ It’s safe to say that term applies rather loosely to the following collection of 22 photographs. Although admittedly they aren’t quite as confounding as 38 Of The Most Unexplainable Images On The Internet but they are potentially just as cringeworthy. The question is, are they wonderful parodies taken in jest? Or slightly misguided works of art? The answer probably lies somewhere in the middle. After all, it’s a fine line between comic genius and insanity isn’t it? Do let us know your favourites!

Before you read on, remember that ‘Glamour’ is defined as follows: ‘The quality of fascinating, alluring, or attracting, especially by a combination of charm and good looks.

'Avengers'-Themed Sex Toys Make Perfect Present (6 photo)

It's a question that's stumped mankind for decades, right up there with the whereabouts of the Lindbergh baby and what's the deal with nunchuks (they're not nuns, they're not chucks — what are they?!?): just how big is the Hulk's...y'know? Is it proportional to his Bruce Banner body, or his engorged Hulk one? This is important. Thanks to Tumblr user Sarmai, though, we now have a better idea what it might look like. He designed a line of sex toys for six of the Avengers, including Iron Man and Black Widow, ranging from vibrators to simulators to a Hulk-colored dildo. (That one's pretty NSFW, so you'll have to check it out at the source.) There's no Black Panther, but that's only because he didn't want to embarrass the oh-so-white Captain America...yet.

It's a question that's stumped mankind for decades, right up there with the whereabouts of the Lindbergh baby and what's the deal with nunchuks (they're not nuns, they're not chucks — what are they?!?

A Pacu, A Testicle-Eating Fish, Has Been Caught In Sweden (1 photo + 1 video)

Fishermen recently caught a 21-centimeter-long pacu in Oresund Sound, between Sweden and Denmark. Pacus can grow up to 90 centimeters (almost 36 inches) in length and can weigh as much as 25 kilograms (over 50 pounds), and are usually found in the Amazon. Why am I telling you all this? Well… “The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off,” Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said. “They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,” he told The Local. “And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.” [Telegraph] Testicle-eating fish from the Amazon invading a quaint Scandinavian town sounds like the plot of a Syfy movie. Someone get Dustin Diamond and one of the girls from Dream on the phone. This could do for them what Sharknado did for Ian Ziering and Tara Reid. Which is to say, very little, in all likelihood. (Never forget.) In the meantime, don’t go skinny-dipping in Sweden. Or anywhere. Not even your bathtub. These things already made it halfway around the world. You can’t be too careful.

Fishermen recently caught a 21-centimeter-long pacu in Oresund Sound, between Sweden and Denmark. Pacus can grow up to 90 centimeters (almost 36 inches) in length and can weigh as much as 25...

How to Use Your Right Hand To Make Others Think You Have a Girlfriend (17 photo + 1 video)

If you feel bad about being being single and not having a girlfriend, Japanese photographer Keisuke Jinushi has a quick fix for you! The young artist, who studied at the Musashino Art University in Tokyo, shows how to use your own palm and Instagram to make the impression that you have a wonderful girlfriend. To get the heartwarming selfies, Keisuke first bleached his right hand with a lot of light makeup. To make the illusion more convincing, he then applied red nail polish and put on a scrunchie. The final step was capturing a selfie with an Instagram-like filter that made everything look really genuine. Voilà! This is how you can make a very caring girlfriend that would not only feed you, but also wipe the ketchup from the corners of your mouth.

If you feel bad about being being single and not having a girlfriend, Japanese photographer Keisuke Jinushi has a quick fix for you!

How People Are Preparing for the Return of 'Breaking Bad' (2 photo)

The triumphant (and final) return of ‘Breaking Bad‘ this Sunday, August 11, has gotten people all jazzed up and doing strange things. Some of our friends are throwing parties. Others refuse to let anyone into their homes. People without cable have sworn off Facebook from Sunday until they get a chance to watch the show. It’s insanity. Here’s how people are preparing themselves.

The triumphant (and final) return of ‘Breaking Bad‘ this Sunday, August 11, has gotten people all jazzed up and doing strange things. Some of our friends are throwing parties.

Beyonce's New Short Haircut Looks Awfully Familiar (3 photo)

So Beyonce chopped off all her hair, took a selfie and put it on Instagram — we think there’s something a little funny about it. Although Beyonce looks great with short hair (of course she does), we couldn’t help thinking that maybe … just maybe … if she loses her temper her family better watch out. See what we mean below.

So Beyonce chopped off all her hair, took a selfie and put it on Instagram — we think there’s something a little funny about it.

Domino's Apologizes After Customer Compliments Their Pizza (1 photo + 2 video)

Does Domino’s suffer from low self-esteem? It would seem so, if the Facebook posting below that has been going around the Web is any indication. It seems that a customer who actually purchased and enjoyed one of Domino’s lukewarm bread and cheese creations decided to, as everyone does once they’ve consumed foodstuffs nowadays, register their enjoyment on Facebook. The customer in question posted a missive about her love for Domino’s pan pizza on the company’s Facebook page which, if the kneejerk apology above is any indication, seems to be used solely to field consumer complaints. Does Domino’s have a spambot ready to reply to any messages, tags or likes with a swift apology for the gastrointestinal distress their product no doubt caused? After years of people calling their pizza “hot circles of garbage,” are they like an abused child who responds to anything — be it a compliment or a criticism — with beaten down remorse? That said, we don’t feel sorry for Domino’s. If anything, this is a good start. The fast food chain has done a few other things over the years that they should apologize for. Here are five things we’d like the Dominos ApologyBot5000 to answer for. 1. Recycling the same dough and cheese they use for pizza for everything from Cheesy Bread to those volcano shaped mounds of noodles and goo they call Pasta Bowls. 2. Releasing those ads a while back where they admitted their pizza is terrible and needed to be changed. You were fine serving slop for decades and we were fine with guiltily devouring it in college when we were hungover and couldn’t be bothered to walk down to the cafeteria for a bagel. That was the agreement, Domino’s.

Does Domino’s suffer from low self-esteem? It would seem so, if the Facebook posting below that has been going around the Web is any indication.

A Powerful Photographic Account Of Life As A Gypsy (16 photo + 1 video)

The English term ‘Gypsy’ encompasses a number of ethnic groups, in Europe they are predominantly known as the ‘Romani’ people, in India the Banjara, in Armenia the ‘Lom’ people and across Germany, Switzerland and France these nomadic families are sometimes called the ‘Yeniche’ people. Interestingly enough the term ‘Gypsy’ was originally spelt gypcian, short for Egipcien, many believe its roots lie somewhere amongst the rubbles of Middle English, French and Latin. Regardless of country or even origin, the one trait that binds this ethnic group together is their steadfast refusal to identify themselves with a particular territory or country. They have few traditions and no place to literally call home – a result of their ancestors also being nomadic. Their history is one of constant movement and change, tempered with a fierce belief in being free from any country and indeed its institutions. In America they are used as cheap entertainment in shows such as ‘My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding’ whereby the very worst elements of their culture have been provoked, exaggerated, edited and broadcast onto reality TV – but to stereotype the actions of a few, as representative of a much wider community would be incredibly narrow-minded.

The English term ‘Gypsy’ encompasses a number of ethnic groups, in Europe they are predominantly known as the ‘Romani’ people, in India the Banjara, in Armenia the ‘Lom’ people and across Germany, ...

Unfortunate & Stupid Chinese Tattoos That Make No Sense (24 photo)

One of the key considerations in getting a tattoo, besides your motive and its symbolism is how it looks on your body. Both Arabic and more importantly Chinese characters are beautiful examples of typography, so it’s not that surprisingly that millions of people around the world choose to ink themselves with sequences of each. The trouble comes when you start using words in the wrong context. If you’re Russian and you get “BAG OF CHIPS” tattooed on your arm, simply because you like the way it looks, you can be sure that anyone who reads English will laugh at you incessantly and constantly ask you “Were you drunk when you got that?” Which brings us nicely onto the following collection of Chinese character tattoos. As aesthetically pleasing as they may be, to anyone who is able to read Chinese they are completely and utterly non-sensical. Take a walk around your local Chinatown and you can expect a serious case of WTF. So our advice, next time you’re thinking of getting a tattoo, go beyond the surface and make an effort to find out the context of what it means. If not, you could end up like these unfortunate souls….

One of the key considerations in getting a tattoo, besides your motive and its symbolism is how it looks on your body.

Arizona Man Using Humor To Find Woman Who Stole His Amazon Package (2 photo)

Phoenix resident Tim Lake travels a lot, so he very wisely installed some security cameras around his house to keep an eye on things for him when he’s out and about. The seemingly-paranoid tactic paid off recently, when Lake’s phone received a screen shot of a random woman at his door, and he realized that the bumbling blonde was actually stealing his Amazon package in broad daylight. While a lot of people might be pretty pissed that some woman would just jack their stuff like this, Lake is having a pretty darn good time trying to track down the culprit and humiliating her in the process. In an interview with Phoenix’s KPHO news, Lake pretended to cry over his stolen square ice cube tray, as he compared her appearance in the security footage to Dog the Bounty Hunter, before he read the hilarious flyer that he posted throughout his neighborhood. Oh, and of course he quoted Liam Neeson from Taken, because Tim Lake is awesome.

Phoenix resident Tim Lake travels a lot, so he very wisely installed some security cameras around his house to keep an eye on things for him when he’s out and about.

10 Funny Scenes From Serious TV Dramas: Breaking Bad (6 photo)

"OK, so, I've got this idea for a show. Breaking Bad. It's about a man named Walter White. He's a chemistry teacher who has cancer and oh yeah, he's played by the dad from Malcolm in the Middle. Anyway, cancer. His former co-workers offer to pay for his medical bills, but he refuses and instead makes ice-blue meth in New Mexico in an RV with a slacker, drug-addicted student of his. Cancer, chemistry, meth, what am I missing? That's right: Walter becomes more and more evil, killing people who get in his way, and becoming a monster at home to his wife, who's looking out for the well being of their teenage kid with cerebral palsy. But don't worry: it's going to be hilarious." I don't know how Vince Gilligan pitched Breaking Bad to AMC, but thank god he did, and thank Heisenberg they picked it up. Many consider it to be the greatest TV drama of all-time, or at least in the top-three with The Wire and The Sopranos, but that's not giving it nearly enough comedic credit. Breaking Bad is really, really funny, funnier than most actual sitcoms. With the premiere right around the corner (in case you hadn't heard), let's take a look at some of the funniest moments from 10 SERIOUS TV DRAMAS, including Breaking Bad.

"OK, so, I've got this idea for a show. Breaking Bad. It's about a man named Walter White. He's a chemistry teacher who has cancer and oh yeah, he's played by the dad from Malcolm in the Middle.

Quirky Illustrations with Funny Messages (11 photo)

Minneapolis-based graphic designer Phil Jones, aka murraymullet, creates playful illustrations of objects and pets that will leave you smiling. The quirky drawings give a voice to inanimate objects like a trash can, transforming the waste receptacle into a refined connoisseur exclaiming, "Everything you bring me is garbage." Even when Jones' characters aren't accompanied with a speech or thought bubble, there's a universal understanding of his funny message. A shocked and teary orange kissing an equally disturbed tube of toothpaste speaks volumes as we all know the wretched taste of their combination after brushing one's teeth.

Minneapolis-based graphic designer Phil Jones, aka murraymullet, creates playful illustrations of objects and pets that will leave you smiling.

Rihanna in a Sexy Bra (8 photo)

As demonstrated through instagram photos she posted of herself at Carnival in Barbados yesterday…

As demonstrated through instagram photos she posted of herself at Carnival in Barbados yesterday…

Hilarious Gifs Of Models Falling (9 photo)

Poor models. Who says they don’t have it tough? Have you ever tried walking in their shoes? Even they can’t manage it—and it’s their job! Lucky for us, people with too much time on their hands have made gifs of these moments when the aspiring and established have hilariously eaten some serious shit mid-strut. But, maybe it’s too mean to laugh at their ankle wobbles and flat-on-the-ass falls? Nah. Here are some of my faves:

Poor models. Who says they don’t have it tough? Have you ever tried walking in their shoes? Even they can’t manage it—and it’s their job!

Watch The Unseen 'The Office' Audition Tapes With Seth Rogen (1 photo + 1 video)

We already knew about some of the people who, in 2003, originally auditioned for various characters on NBC’s The Office — such as Alan Tudyk for Michael Scott, Mary Lynn Rajskub for Pam, and Hamish Linklater for Jim — but now we’re not only finding out a few others that tried out for roles, but we’re getting to see the audition tapes for the first time. The below reel comes from the bonus features on season nine of The Office, which comes out in September. Included in the highlight reel are Adam Scott trying out for Dwight’s character, Bob Odenkirk trying out for Michael Scott, Adam Scott and John Cho trying out for Jim’s character, and Kathryn Hahn — looking good — trying out for Pam Beesley. Honestly, the others wouldn’t have suited the series, but I love idea of Hahn as Pam. She makes me happy in my happy places.

We already knew about some of the people who, in 2003, originally auditioned for various characters on NBC’s The Office — such as Alan Tudyk for Michael Scott, Mary Lynn Rajskub for Pam, ...

Amazon Founder & CEO Jeff Bezos Is Buying The Washington Post (3 photo)

Well this was unexpected: Amazon.com founder and CEO/spacenut Jeff Bezos — who’s worth something like 25 billion bucks — is buying the Washington Post for $250-million. (That’s a quarter of what Tumblr sold to Yahoo! for, btw.) Reports the very meta Washington Post: The Washington Post Co. has agreed to sell its flagship newspaper to Amazon.com founder and chief executive Jeffrey P. Bezos, ending the Graham family’s stewardship of one of America’s leading news organizations after four generations. Bezos, whose entrepreneurship has made him one of the world’s richest men, will pay $250 million in cash for The Post and affiliated publications to the Washington Post Co., which owns the newspaper and other businesses. Seattle-based Amazon will have no role in the purchase; Bezos himself will buy the news organization and become its sole owner when the sale is completed, probably within 60 days. The Post Co. will change to a new, still-undecided name and continue as a publicly traded company without The Post thereafter. Let the Twitter jokes commence!

Well this was unexpected: Amazon.com founder and CEO/spacenut Jeff Bezos — who’s worth something like 25 billion bucks — is buying the Washington Post for $250-million.

Breaking Bad Season 2 GIF Guide (6 photo)

When we we last left our protagonists (?), Walt and Jesse found out cooking meth wasn't as glamorous as they had thought. How will they deal with a maniac for a boss? Walt's illness? Idiot friends? New competition? Click onward for the answers, and rediscover a world where turtles are as dangerous as laying down under an ATM machine.

When we we last left our protagonists (?), Walt and Jesse found out cooking meth wasn't as glamorous as they had thought.