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Matt Damon Fights The Power In The First Clip From 'Elysium'
24 jul 2013 18:04

Sony has released the first clip and two featurettes for Elysium, the second film from District 9 writer/director Neill Blomkamp. In the first video below, Matt Damon tries to deal with a bureaucratic robot who extends his parole and offers him pills to quell his human sarcasm. Ironically, we’d like to tell Sony to stop putting distracting hashtags on the screen for the entire duration of their clip, but we’d end up stuck in a hellish phone tree of an automated customer service system.The...

Sony has released the first clip and two featurettes for Elysium, the second film from District 9 writer/director Neill Blomkamp.

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How An Adorable Redditor Became The Internet's Favorite Fake Porn Star
24 jul 2013 17:57

Now for the story of an attractive Redditor who attended a porn convention, sat down at an empty booth, and became the internet's favorite fake porn star overnight.It all began when Redditor "radicallay" attended the Exxxotica convention at the Chicago Rosemont (in my experience attractive women not in the industry swarm porn conventions). There she noticed an empty booth and sat down to take a load off (not literal phrasing, you guys), which started a chain of events that led to her sharing...

Now for the story of an attractive Redditor who attended a porn convention, sat down at an empty booth, and became the internet's favorite fake porn star overnight.

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'Assassin's Creed IV' Continues To Look Damn Good In The Latest Video
24 jul 2013 17:53

A couple weeks ago we brought you a nice, meaty video walkthrough of Assassin’s Creed IV’s new open world, and it was pretty impressive! The game’s world looks far more seamless than the segmented, loading-screen packed world of Assassin’s Creed III. Well, Ubisoft has just released another, even longer (as in, over 13-minutes) look at the world of Assassin’s Creed IV. Buckle you swashes and hit the jump for the video…

A couple weeks ago we brought you a nice, meaty video walkthrough of Assassin’s Creed IV’s new open world, and it was pretty impressive!

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Aubrey Plaza Explains Her Recent Masturbation Scene
24 jul 2013 17:48

When Aubrey Plaza started at Parks and Recreation, she was a pretty regular-looking woman with a deadpan delivery. She was funny, but I don’t remember many people swooning over her (UPDATE: New Aubrey Plaza GQ spread and trolling interview). It’s amazing how a little time changes things.Now, Plaza is a certified sex symbol. Maybe she’s the leading symbol of how “regular-looking women” are becoming more popular for men. Who knows. I just know I personally love her. And when she talks about a...

When Aubrey Plaza started at Parks and Recreation, she was a pretty regular-looking woman with a deadpan delivery.

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Aubrey Plaza Got In A Bikini For GQ And Gave A Troll-y Interview
24 jul 2013 17:37

As we’re all aware, Aubrey Plaza is all over the place as an interview subject. For every riveting masturbation scene discussion there’s being the most awkward person alive on Ellen. The great thing for us is every installment is entertaining as hell, even if the same can’t be said for her interviewers.And with The To-Do List opening Friday she’s out everywhere promoting, presenting various weird and oddly charming/attractive versions of herself to interviewers and audiences alike. Here are...

As we’re all aware, Aubrey Plaza is all over the place as an interview subject. For every riveting masturbation scene discussion there’s being the most awkward person alive on Ellen.

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Reporter Thinks Cause of Car Accident Was a Giant Penis in the Road
24 jul 2013 17:10

When a reporter, news anchor or weatherman uses a touchscreen on live television, anything can happen. We’re not entirely sure what this reporter was thinking – but we know what was on her mind. The traffic.

When a reporter, news anchor or weatherman uses a touchscreen on live television, anything can happen. We’re not entirely sure what this reporter was thinking – but we know what was on her mind.

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Whales Almost Eat Divers in Insane Video
24 jul 2013 16:47

Ahhh, the ocean. So calm. So relaxing. So ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY ENORMOUS WHALES AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Thanks goodness these divers have friends to record their near-death experience, so that we can all watch this horrifying video. This is why we stay in the shallow water, where only sharks can get us. Good grief.

Ahhh, the ocean. So calm. So relaxing. So ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY ENORMOUS WHALES AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

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Justin Bieber's Monkey Finally Has A New Home
24 jul 2013 16:00

Pop star and SWAG ‘bag Justin Bieber purchased his pet capuchin monkey, “OG Mally Bieber”, back in March, just in time for the launch of his European tour. But when you’re 19-years old, you tend to forget things like the proper paperwork for bringing wild animals from country to country, so poor Mally was confiscated by the German government within days of Bieber getting him. The country’s officials gave the singer until May 7 to present them with the proper paperwork so he could reclaim his "beloved" new pet and continue about his tour. Except a funny thing happened on the way to the monkey detention center – Bieber never responded and just left Mally in Germany for good. Fortunately, the German officials have found a new home for the young monkey and he’s already the king of the Serengeti Park in Hodenhagen.

Pop star and SWAG ‘bag Justin Bieber purchased his pet capuchin monkey, “OG Mally Bieber”, back in March, just in time for the launch of his European tour.

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’90210′ Reunion at a Chippendales Show
02 jul 2013 15:00

Making good on their promise to see co-star Ian Ziering’s turn as a Chippendales dancer, Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth arrived in Las Vegas for a ‘Beverly Hills 90210′ reunion of awesome on Sunday (June 30).Also: shirtlessness.“Chippendales is a very interactive show and we managed to surprise them both by including them on stage in a few production numbers,” Ziering revealed to People. “I was very flattered by their comments. And judging by their reaction, I know they had a great...

Making good on their promise to see co-star Ian Ziering’s turn as a Chippendales dancer, Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth arrived in Las Vegas for a ‘Beverly Hills 90210′ reunion of awesome on...

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Lady Gaga in NYC Pride With a Speech on Her Lips & A Song in Her Heart
01 jul 2013 13:12

LGBT proponent Lady Gaga opened the 2013 Gay Pride Weekend in New York City with a tear-filled speech and her own special rendition of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ pride flag in hand. (We can assure you there will be no claims of lip-syncing here.)A subdued looking Gaga took to the stage on Friday night (June 28) to tell the crowd about her experiences in high school as an outcast, saying, “There was a particular crowd who did accept me. There was a particular crowd who made room for me at...

LGBT proponent Lady Gaga opened the 2013 Gay Pride Weekend in New York City with a tear-filled speech and her own special rendition of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ pride flag in hand.

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Every Drummer Ever On 'Man Of Steel' Soundtrack
27 jun 2013 14:30

In the video below, treat yo’ self to a full-blown drumkakke, featuring the likes of — get ready, folks — Matt Chamberlain, Josh Freese, Danny Carey, Jason Bonham, Pharrell Williams, Sheila E., John J.R. Robinson, Satnam Ramgotra, Toss Panos, Jim Keltner, Vinnie Colaiuta, Bernie Dresel, Curt Bisquera, Trevor Lawrence, Jr., and Ryeland Allison providing the percussion for Hans Zimmer’s Man of Steel soundtrack. They were going to invite Ringo Starr to the party, but they decided to instead let...

In the video below, treat yo’ self to a full-blown drumkakke, featuring the likes of — get ready, folks — Matt Chamberlain, Josh Freese, Danny Carey, Jason Bonham, Pharrell Williams, Sheila E.

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Samuel Jackson Performs ‘Breaking Bad’ Monologue for Research
07 jun 2013 21:22

Samuel L. Jackson has been raising money through the website Reddit for Alzheimer’s research by promising to read monologues each time a donation goal is reached. This time around, after raising $155,000, Jackson read the memorable “I am the one who knocks” monologue from ‘Breaking Bad’ protagonist Heisenberg/Walter White.Since his idea to have his Marvel character Nick Fury on the show didn’t pan out, this should help fill some of that void.When $150,000 was initially raised, Jackson read a...

Samuel L. Jackson has been raising money through the website Reddit for Alzheimer’s research by promising to read monologues each time a donation goal is reached.

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Kate Upton’s Scene-Stealing Boobs Are Two Masses, Yearning to Be Free
07 jun 2013 21:19

Kate Upton is everywhere lately. So it’s no surprise that she’s been cast in ‘The Other Woman,’ a romantic comedy in which she and Cameron Diaz discover they are mistresses of Leslie Mann’s husband. But none of that is necessary to appreciate these pictures, because you’ll forget the plot in seconds.

Kate Upton is everywhere lately. So it’s no surprise that she’s been cast in ‘The Other Woman,’ a romantic comedy in which she and Cameron Diaz discover they are mistresses of Leslie Mann’s husband.

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Best News Bloopers May 2013
28 may 2013 15:54

May was a great month for news bloopers. There was a lot of them. Here are the funniest news mishaps of the month. This 10 minute video is hilarious. It's not easy being a news caster.

May was a great month for news bloopers. There was a lot of them. Here are the funniest news mishaps of the month. This 10 minute video is hilarious. It's not easy being a news caster.

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Super Mario Bros Movie Is 20 years old! Celebrate With John Leguizamo.
28 may 2013 15:03

Believe it or not, the Super Mario Bros. movie recently celebrated its 20th anniversary — and yet the pain is still so fresh. But hey, the movie actually has its fans! Fans who managed to get John Leguizamo to record a message that was shown before a recent midnight showing. Fans who are collaborating with the movie’s writer Parker Bennet on a semi-official webcomic sequel to the movie. Scroll down for John Leguizamo’s inspiring message and the first page of the sequel comic…

Believe it or not, the Super Mario Bros. movie recently celebrated its 20th anniversary — and yet the pain is still so fresh.

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50 Common Misquotations - mental_floss on YouTube (Ep.11)
24 may 2013 16:30

John Green looks at 50 common misquotations and mis-attributions. These are common quotes you might will probably notice but might have been misquoting all along. More knowledge, good to know.

John Green looks at 50 common misquotations and mis-attributions. These are common quotes you might will probably notice but might have been misquoting all along. More knowledge, good to know.

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The Awkward Snooki/Governor Of New Jersey Situation.
24 may 2013 15:24

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently blocked a $420,000 tax credit that was supposed to go to the production company behind the MTV hit show 'Jersey Shore'. Snooki and the governor exchanged an awkward moment when they met at the Shore town of Seaside Heights where the coverage of the Hurricane Sandy was taking place, as well as where the show was filmed. Check it out.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently blocked a $420,000 tax credit that was supposed to go to the production company behind the MTV hit show 'Jersey Shore'.

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10 Cheapest 2013 Travel Destinations.
20 may 2013 15:20

Inflation is at an all time high and is really hurting middle class Americans. Hawaii and Mexico are more expensive than California, so where can we go this summer? Here you go lucky Loljam people, a list of the cheapest destinations of 2013. Travel on!

Inflation is at an all time high and is really hurting middle class Americans. Hawaii and Mexico are more expensive than California, so where can we go this summer?

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New Movie Trailer: Captain Phillips, starring Tom Hanks
10 may 2013 15:31

This is going to sound weird, but I’ve always wondered what exactly goes on on those massive container ships going back and forth across the ocean carrying our iPads and illegal sex slaves. I mean how much work is there to do every day, really? Does the crew just play cards all day? Is there TV? Is it like being a pirate, only lazier? Because I could do that job. Anyway, Captain Phillips may not answer all those questions, but it does depict a container ship crew on a less-than-typical day,...

This is going to sound weird, but I’ve always wondered what exactly goes on on those massive container ships going back and forth across the ocean carrying our iPads and illegal sex slaves.

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Aaron Paul Will Call Your Wife A Bitch If You Ask Him To
10 may 2013 15:04

Vulture did an interview with Aaron Paul where the Breaking Bad star discussed his character’s affinity for the word “bitch,” and the effect it has had on him in his everyday life. The whole thing is interesting, mostly because Aaron Paul is a hyper-excitable dude who seems like a blast to interview, but my favorite part was this section, for about five or six different reasons.“So many people come up to me and say, ‘Please, just call me a bitch.’ Or on Twitter they’ll go, ‘It’s my wife’s...

Vulture did an interview with Aaron Paul where the Breaking Bad star discussed his character’s affinity for the word “bitch,” and the effect it has had on him in his everyday life.

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'Scribblenauts' Being Sued By Nyan Cat And Keyboard Cat Owners
10 may 2013 14:14

Apparently Keyboard Cat and Nyan Cat are owned by somebody, and those somebodies are very angry over Scribblenauts not paying up for their memes.If you’re not familiar with Scribblenauts, it’s a puzzle game where you write anything you can think of on the screen and it actually creates it in the game world. It’s very cute and surprisingly challenging, but apparently its use of memes has gone too far according to a few gentlemen.The gentlemen in question are Charles Schmidt and Christopher...

Apparently Keyboard Cat and Nyan Cat are owned by somebody, and those somebodies are very angry over Scribblenauts not paying up for their memes.

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Lauryn Hill Sentenced to Three Months in Prison for Tax Evasion
08 may 2013 13:17

Singer Lauryn Hill, who pled guilty back in 2012 to three counts of tax evasion, has been sentenced to spend three months in a federal prison after failing to file tax returns on the $1.8 million she earned between 2005 and 2007 — even though Hill claims that she’s already collected some $970,000 towards the debt.Her attorney asked the judge for mercy based on Hill’s charity work and her six children, but the court wasn’t swayed by that or Hill’s own statement, in which she compared her...

Singer Lauryn Hill, who pled guilty back in 2012 to three counts of tax evasion, has been sentenced to spend three months in a federal prison after failing to file tax returns on the $1.

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Coliseum, Rome
07 may 2013 16:30

Richard Silver is one impressive photographer. He took some time to take some stunning photos of the wonders of the world. These are not your typical photos of the buildings or monuments. These have a different artistic view of these places. Richard Silver uses sharpness as well as a blur to highlight certain sections of each photo. This is an interesting take on the world wonders. Take a look and see for yourself.

Richard Silver is one impressive photographer. He took some time to take some stunning photos of the wonders of the world. These are not your typical photos of the buildings or monuments.

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Martha Stewart is Looking for Love
01 may 2013 07:45

SFGate is reporting that Martha Stewart is looking for love on dating site Match.com under the profile name ‘TheGoodLongLife.’ Stewart recently authored Living the Good Long Life: A Practical Guide to Caring for Yourself and Others which, in her profile, says reminded her “how central good relationships are to happiness and longevity.” She furthered that she’s “always been a big believer that technology, if used well, can enhance one’s life.” So, if you’re a single, tall, wealthy, educated man and think you fit Martha’s requirements, head on over to Match.com to check out her complete profile.

SFGate is reporting that Martha Stewart is looking for love on dating site Match.com under the profile name ‘TheGoodLongLife.

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Rover Draws A Suspiciously Penis Looking Doodle On Mars. You Go NASA!
25 apr 2013 16:22

NASA since when are you so pervy? The Mars Rover seems to have drawn a ding dong on the surface of the red planet. Was it an accident? Hmmm...This is pretty funny regardless, the pix are all over the web, and twitter is exploding with penis jokes. You go NASA!

NASA since when are you so pervy? The Mars Rover seems to have drawn a ding dong on the surface of the red planet. Was it an accident? Hmmm...

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Lie Witness News - Coachella 2013
24 apr 2013 14:55

Coachella is a big music festival spread over two weekends. Jimmy Kimmel took time to head to Coachella to ask music fans about bands so obscure they don’t even exist. Watch as these fans lie directly to the camera on Jimmy Kimmel's TV Segment "Lie Witness News." This is too funny.

Coachella is a big music festival spread over two weekends. Jimmy Kimmel took time to head to Coachella to ask music fans about bands so obscure they don’t even exist.

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A visitor looks at a sculpture entitled "Young Couple, 2013"
18 apr 2013 12:00

Working in the realm of hyper-realism, Australian artist Ron Mueck creates jaw-dropping installations that at first glance appear to be comprised of actual human beings, placed in the middle of an art gallery. These jaw-dropping life-like creations can be seen at Fondation Cartier pour l'art contemporain in Paris thru Sept. 2013. These pieces are absolutely mind blowing.

Working in the realm of hyper-realism, Australian artist Ron Mueck creates jaw-dropping installations that at first glance appear to be comprised of actual human beings, ...

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Anne Hathaway Joins Matthew McConaughey In Nolan's 'Interstellar'
10 apr 2013 15:07

Anne Hathaway is negotiating to star in Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, a sci-fi project which a perpetually shirtless Matthew McConaughey recently confirmed he’d star in as well. We don’t doubt the deal will go through and she’ll be working with Nolan again. But will there be a leather catsuit involved? For both Hathaway and McConaughey? As a standard issue space uniform perchance? Please?

Anne Hathaway is negotiating to star in Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, a sci-fi project which a perpetually shirtless Matthew McConaughey recently confirmed he’d star in as well.

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Troy James Captured
06 apr 2013 18:45

For six years, Troy James Knapp eluded authorities, moving from cabin to cabin across the Utah mountains, taking food and weapons and leaving notes to brag about it. The 45-year-old survivalist was finally arrested on April 2

For six years, Troy James Knapp eluded authorities, moving from cabin to cabin across the Utah mountains, taking food and weapons and leaving notes to brag about it.

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Dutch flashmob arrive at shopping mall on horses
06 apr 2013 18:25

Imagine going to the mall and running into this amazing flash mob. A group of art lovers in the Dutch city of Breda recreated Rembrandt's "The Night Watch" painting in a flash mob. Complete with horses and people swinging from ropes. The flash mob started at the start of an alarm and included stunts and costumes. Recreating this 1642 masterpiece was a salute to the re-opening of the Rijks museum in Amsterdam.

Imagine going to the mall and running into this amazing flash mob. A group of art lovers in the Dutch city of Breda recreated Rembrandt's "The Night Watch" painting in a flash mob.

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Ray J's cover for his new single 'I Hit it First'
06 apr 2013 17:36

Ray J, an R&B singer who Kim Kardashian dated back in 2007, whose encounter resulted in the infamous Kardashian sex tape, is releasing a new single on April 9th, 'I Hit it First'. This supposedly takes a stab at Kanye West, who is currently dating Kim and awaiting a baby from her. TMZ was able to obtain some lyrics which allege more to the fact that the single is indeed about Kim: "She might move on to rappers and ballplayers but we all know I hit it first … But now baby chose to go West," are some of the words in the song. A TMZ source also says that the music video will feature a Kim K look alike.

Ray J, an R&B singer who Kim Kardashian dated back in 2007, whose encounter resulted in the infamous Kardashian sex tape, is releasing a new single on April 9th, 'I Hit it First'.

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Pictures from google maps camera
04 apr 2013 11:45

Google Street View is giving the world a rare glimpse into Japan’s eerie ghost town, following the March 2011 earthquake and tsunami which sparked a nuclear disaster that has left the area uninhabitable. The photo technology pieces together digital images captured by Google's camera-equipped vehicle and allows viewers to take virtual tours of locations around the world.

Google Street View is giving the world a rare glimpse into Japan’s eerie ghost town, following the March 2011 earthquake and tsunami which sparked a nuclear disaster that has left the area...

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Joerg Neumann of the German bomb disposal team poses next to a diffused unexploded World War II bomb
04 apr 2013 11:36

A diffused unexploded World War II bomb was found in Berlin, Germany on April 3. Rail services to and from the capital were disrupted and residents were evacuated from their houses following the discovery of the unexploded 100 kilo bomb near to the rail tracks of the Hauptbahnhof.

A diffused unexploded World War II bomb was found in Berlin, Germany on April 3. Rail services to and from the capital were disrupted and residents were evacuated from their houses following the...

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Google Maps Treasure Mode
02 apr 2013 08:47

Google has announced the beta version of Treasure Mode for Google Maps after finding Captain Kidd’s 315 year-old map in a September 2012 expedition. The digitized version of Kidd’s map has since been released to the public and it allows anyone to explore his long-lost treasure map (be sure to check out the ‘telescope’ feature). They have invited the whole world to come together and help them decipher the encrypted symbols of Kidd’s buried secrets. Let's go!

Google has announced the beta version of Treasure Mode for Google Maps after finding Captain Kidd’s 315 year-old map in a September 2012 expedition.

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Meet Cyro
02 apr 2013 07:58

More surveillance please! Researchers at Virginia Tech’s College of Engineering have created Cyro, an autonomous robotic jellyfish that’s roughly the size and weight of a grown man, for the purpose of underwater surveillance. The 170-pound Cyro prototype and a smaller, hand-sized “RoboJelly” robot were created as part of a project funded by the US Navy. Cyro is modeled after the lion’s mane jellyfish, and measures five feet and seven inches long.

More surveillance please! Researchers at Virginia Tech’s College of Engineering have created Cyro, an autonomous robotic jellyfish that’s roughly the size and weight of a grown man, ...

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