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WEIRD NEWS! Colorado Town May Issue Hunting Licenses For Drones
30 jul 2013 10:52

It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, and it has shown disconcerting resistance to revealing just what they’re doing with flying spy robots. So Deer Trail, a small town in Colorado, is going to take matters into its own hands: It’s drone huntin’ season!Introduced by Deer Trail resident Phillip Steel, the law is pretty straightforward. If you see a drone, blow it out of the sky and turn it in for a financial...

It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, ...

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A 13.47 lb Baby Delivered Naturally Breaks Germany's Records!
29 jul 2013 18:35

A baby girl named Jasleen was born on July 26th at the University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany. She is the country's largest-ever infant weighing 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches. Her mother delivered her without, I repeat, without a caesarian! Wow I am scared to imagine the after math, brave woman.

A baby girl named Jasleen was born on July 26th at the University Hospital in Leipzig, Germany. She is the country's largest-ever infant weighing 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches.

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'The Butterfly Effect' Will Be Remade For Some Reason | UPROXX
29 jul 2013 14:54

Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, but because apparently a decade is long enough to reboot a movie nobody cares about.The original was essentially Somewhere In Time with the personal tragedy laid on with a trowel. Ashton Kutcher’s character wasn’t just molested, he was forced to star in kiddie porn by Eric Stoltz. He doesn’t just have an abusive father, he has a father who tries to strangle him to death...

Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, ...

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If You Visit Aaron Paul's House, He'll Say Hi
29 jul 2013 14:49

a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, and “dead sexy” (I’m quoting the inner monologue of the Irish girls on the tour), it’s also: no. Let’s not make this a thing, people.Let’s not assume Aaron Paul is always going to come out of his house to take photos with you and your family. Otherwise, the TMZ star-f*cking tours of the world will have...

a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, ...

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Smack Cam On Vine Proves Teens Are Awful
29 jul 2013 14:45

It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST. Add this to their Justin Bieber sticker-covered portfolio of terribleness: according to Jezebel, the latest trend is Smack Cam, in which “people (typically douchey bros or bitchy mean girls) smack unsuspecting victims and then post their stinging faces and shocked screams on Vine.”

It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST.

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Dead Princess Peach Fan Art Is A Thing That Exists
29 jul 2013 14:35

If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, I hope she dies and all the good and bad characters in this universe have to gather together to mourn her." If so, perhaps you're primed to enjoy DEAD PRINCESS PEACH FAN ART.It's probably passé to pull the "this is weird" card on the Internet in 2013, but the above piece from DeviantArt user WiL-Woods blew up on Reddit today and sent me down a rabbit hole of alternately...

If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, ...

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The Memorable Wiener Of Jim Haslett
29 jul 2013 03:02

Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration. I’m not sure what to take from that, but the theory from the Packers fan in that thread makes a lot of sense to me.

Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration.

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Justin Bieber Was Photographed Spitting On His Fans
29 jul 2013 02:58

Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche.The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of Beliebers were gathered outside to catch a glimpse of their hero.The pictures show an unidentified friend of the Biebs laughing at the crude prank.The ill-advised loogie comes less than two weeks after an Ohio DJ charged Bieber with spitting on him at a Columbus night club. And in March, Bieber’s...

Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng...

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Drunk Amy Poehler Explained Billy Joel's Whole Career
29 jul 2013 02:51

I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows. All of your misdeeds have been forgiven, after a delightfully drunk Amy Poehler went on Hollywood Game Night and proceeded to explain the existence of Billy Joel. And curl Maya Rudolph’s hair. And playfully flirt with Jane Lynch.But back to Joel, he of the world’s greatest photo. I guess there’s a game on Hollywood called “How Do You Doo?” (painfully, thank you), in which contestants have...

I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows.

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Craigslist Ad Asks If Anyone's Seen Soldier's Dog
29 jul 2013 02:46

We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing. Washington-based serviceman Brandon Harker returned from a nine-month tour of Afghanistan to find out that his friend, who was trusted with looking after Harker’s dog Oakley, had given the pup away on Craigslist. According to Harker, via the Examiner, “My friend just said they got rid of him…They never gave me any other explanation. He would say, ‘I don’t know who we gave...

We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing.

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'Operation Last Chance' Wants These 10 Still Alive Nazis
29 jul 2013 02:45

Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things. For more information, consult your local Hogan’s Heroes rerun. Once you’re back, you’ll be in the mood for some NAZI HUNTING, which is exactly what the Simon Wiesenthal Centre wants.Some 2,000 posters popped up yesterday in Berlin, Hamburg and Cologne, offering a €25,000 [or $33,190] reward for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of Nazi...

Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things.

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Fox News Drew A Hitler Mustache On Latest Rolling Stone Cover
29 jul 2013 02:33

Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star. Some people think it’s just a cheap ploy to sell magazines and others think there’s some real journalistic merit to putting him on the cover.Well, Fox News is definitely in the former category. Thursday night on The Five, Greg Gutfeld — who somehow still gets to rant on national television — had some choice words about the cover. He actually made some good points by talking about...

Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star.

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'The Wolverine' Should Have Had Less Ambition
29 jul 2013 02:20

The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming. But rather in terms of how brutal it’s willing to be, and how much it lets Hugh Jackman play to his strengths. Unfortunately, the third act throws ninjas and a giant robot at us, and nearly derails the whole thing.It’s a familiar plot, mind you; a tough guy, stuck in a foreign land, struggling with his past decisions, and discovering the means...

The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming.

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Fox News Hits New Low With Reza Aslan Interview
28 jul 2013 22:56

f Fox News‘ new strategy is to cover their ears and scream, “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALA” at their invited guests, they’re doing a bang up job. The home of the World’s Loudest Opinions continued their shame spiral toward their inevitable future on Friday during a chat with scholar Reza Aslan, the author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. For you see, Aslan is a Muslim, so why would HE be interested in Christianity.That was an actual question. “You’re a Muslim, so why did...

f Fox News‘ new strategy is to cover their ears and scream, “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALA” at their invited guests, they’re doing a bang up job.

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DJ Khaled Proposed to Nicki Minaj And Was Actually Serious [VIDEO]
28 jul 2013 12:52

In a bizarre move that’s actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video.Except Minaj wasn’t even there.In an interview with MTV News, Khaled “I love you, I like you. I want you, I want you to be mine.”Khaled then explained why he was on TV doing this. “I’m at MTV because it’s a worldwide network,” he said. “Why am I not telling you this face to face? Because I understand that you’re busy.” Oh. Skype wasn’t...

In a bizarre move that’s actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video. Except Minaj wasn’t even there.

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Check Out This Awesome ‘Daria’ Trailer Starring Aubrey Plaza
28 jul 2013 12:24

Who better to play jaded ’90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor. Then we could openly admit that our parents didn’t let us watch MTV so we’ve actually only seen two episodes of the show … but at least we’ve seen the movie! That would work, right?

Who better to play jaded ’90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor.

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What Better Way To Transport Sperm Than In A Sperm-Shaped Bike?
25 jul 2013 14:38

Nordisk Cryobank CEO Peter Bower is sure not short of creativity when it comes to his business. The Danish sperm bank has it's own custom made, environmentally friendly transport bike which is shaped like a....yes, you got it, sperm cell! "We’re always looking for new donors so it’s a fine bonus that the Sperm Cell Bike gets peoples attention" admitted Peter. Not a bad idea!

Nordisk Cryobank CEO Peter Bower is sure not short of creativity when it comes to his business. The Danish sperm bank has it's own custom made, ...

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Man Accidentally Photobombs Proposal, Turns into Meme
24 jul 2013 13:52

Nowadays, people are finding clever and creative ways to capture pregnancies and marriage proposals, but the soon-to-be-husband of redditor SpnkyHappy opted for a traditional, down-on-one-knee image at Disney World. What the couple didn't expect was for an unnamed man to accidentally photobomb their emotional moment. Now, the guy apologetically scurrying across the frame has become an internet sensation known as "In the Way Guy."Quickly following the original image upload, fellow redditor...

Nowadays, people are finding clever and creative ways to capture pregnancies and marriage proposals, but the soon-to-be-husband of redditor SpnkyHappy opted for a traditional, ...

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10 Great Bands That Haven't Been On 'Rolling Stone' Cover
23 jul 2013 16:09

"F*ck them."Those were Louis C.K.'s accurately bitter words to describe his feelings for Rolling Stone, which recently put the Like-SO-Cute-Boston Bomber-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named on its once-hallowed cover. It's easy and fun to bash Rolling Stone — like anything that was once counterculture (Captain Beefheart was on the cover in 1970, for Christ's sake), it eventually becomes culture, and with that, comes the "sell out, not what it used to be" accusations. (See also: The Simpsons.) But they're...

"F*ck them." Those were Louis C.K.'s accurately bitter words to describe his feelings for Rolling Stone, ...

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Beyoncé Got Her Hair Stuck In A Fan
23 jul 2013 15:58

Words like “professional,” “the best,” and “OMGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ” are how most are reacting to Beyoncé’s encounter with a fan last night during a concert in Montreal, in which a “wind-blowing device,” as E! described it, sucked in her weave and wouldn’t let go. But I think E! commenter “illuminati” said it best when he proclaimed, “why does beyonce refuse to come out and publically proclaim she is a illuminati agent like all celebrities are.” Indeed.Beyoncé is grabbing your children and...

Words like “professional,” “the best,” and “OMGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZ” are how most are reacting to Beyoncé’s encounter with a fan last night during a concert in Montreal, in which a “wind-blowing device, ...

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5150: Amanda Bynes Has Been Placed In A Psych Ward
23 jul 2013 15:53

A few weeks ago we instituted a moratorium on Amanda Bynes posts around here. The fact that she’s obviously mentally ill — to the point that Courtney Love was doling out life advice to her — made any chronicling of her bizarre exploits feel icky. I think the note I sent out said something along the lines of, “unless she kills someone or kills herself, let’s avoid posting anything about her.” Well, she hasn’t killed anyone, including herself, but she could have last night, and for that she’s...

A few weeks ago we instituted a moratorium on Amanda Bynes posts around here. The fact that she’s obviously mentally ill — to the point that Courtney Love was doling out life advice to her — made...

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Cullatori
23 jul 2013 11:47

These men are ''Cullatori'' and they carry vast wooden structures through the streets of Nola, in southern Italy, every year as part of the annual ''Festival of the Lillies'' [Festa Dei Gigli]. As a result, this is what happens to their shoulders and backs.

These men are ''Cullatori'' and they carry vast wooden structures through the streets of Nola, in southern Italy, every year as part of the annual ''Festival of the Lillies'' [Festa Dei Gigli].

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JLaw, Halle Berry and More Invade Comic-Con 2013 in High Style
22 jul 2013 15:23

Comic-Con, held in San Diego, Calif. this past weekend, is no longer the domain of nerds and comic book geeks. Several of our favorite and most beautiful actresses — Oscar winner and style diva Jennifer Lawrence and very pregnant newlywed Halle Berry among them — were on site for the event, looking fabulous while promoting films, just hanging out and more.

Comic-Con, held in San Diego, Calif. this past weekend, is no longer the domain of nerds and comic book geeks.

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Lady Gaga Goes Nude for V Magazine to Prep for ARTPOP
22 jul 2013 15:22

Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn’t usually how we see her in the buff.For example, why isn’t she simultaneously swimming in a bathtub full of cereal? Why is nothing on fire?The snap itself is from a photo shoot with V magazine and was shared by fashion photographers Inez van Lambsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin on their Instagram and Tumblr accounts.“Get ready world for our pics of @ladygaga for @vmagazine...

Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn’t usually how we see her in the buff.

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Woman Goes Crazy After Her Neighbor Allegedly Reveals Her Having Sex With A Cat!
20 jul 2013 12:46

Oklahoma city resident 23 year old Kristina Michelle Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon on her 72 year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison. He claimed the woman threatened him with a knife, and the reason for it is as bizarre as can get, and quite sick to be honest. When conversing with the police she said that the man revealed that she had sex with her cat! "Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows" was her statement. But when she was confronted a little later she took back her claim and instead said that her neighbor "does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die." Talk about crazy. Seems like she might have been on drugs, or may be had a mental disorder. Anyhow, I hope the cat is okay.

Oklahoma city resident 23 year old Kristina Michelle Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon on her 72 year old neighbor, Elmer Morrison.

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Paparazzi Might Sue Kanye West For Robbery And Assault!
20 jul 2013 12:25

Kanye West assaulted a photographer known as Dano at the Los Angeles International Airport this Friday. He allegedly tried to take away his camera, and is now at risk of being sued for attempted robbery. The photographer was said to be injured, but the extent is unknown. Coincidentally this happens to be the same paparazzo that badgered Britney Spears back in 2007 and got his car smashed by her umbrella. Seems like he might be on a quest to make some quick buck by getting on celebrities last nerve.

Kanye West assaulted a photographer known as Dano at the Los Angeles International Airport this Friday.

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Did You Know They Were Bipolar?
20 jul 2013 12:05

Mental disorders affect thousands of people around the world, and bipolar is one of the worst. People with bipolar disorder tend to have extreme mood swings, going from very intense, energetic or manic to lethargic and depressed. They are also prone to drug/alcohol abuse and other risky behaviors. Here are some famous people who allegedly had/have this unfortunate disorder.

Mental disorders affect thousands of people around the world, and bipolar is one of the worst. People with bipolar disorder tend to have extreme mood swings, going from very intense, ...

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People in Detroit don't like piles of tires
19 jul 2013 21:35

Apparently, this is how the news is reported in the city of Detroit. A bit melodramatic, with weird camera angles, sporatic appearances by the news reporter, angry comments, and tire dumping people. Wait. Hold on. A guy who dumped tires on the side of someones neighborhood made the NEWS?! Alright, so maybe Detroit doesn't have too many interesting things going on right now. But this news reporter seemed to have hit the sweet spot for story of the day with "Tire Dumping Man". Confused. Angry....

Apparently, this is how the news is reported in the city of Detroit. A bit melodramatic, with weird camera angles, sporatic appearances by the news reporter, angry comments, and tire dumping people.

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Silicon Valley's Stupid Name Problem, Visualized
19 jul 2013 21:21

It is absolutely no surprise that Silicon Valley is filled with some of the sharpest minds, after all, Apple, Google, Youtube, Netflix and Twitter Head Quarters are based on the Silicon Valley. So why is it then that every single start up that pops up in the area not only sounds the same, but also are based on the same idea. Bitly, Borkly, Barnly, Molestly, Strinkingly, Happily, Crappily, Maply, Morply, Dottly, Dootly, Godly, Angrily. Jesus! Can they get a little more creative!? These people...

It is absolutely no surprise that Silicon Valley is filled with some of the sharpest minds, after all, Apple, Google, Youtube, Netflix and Twitter Head Quarters are based on the Silicon Valley.

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Obama's Surprise Speech on Race: 'Trayvon Could Have Been Me'
19 jul 2013 20:44

Ever since the Treyvon Martin case made the news, and recently settled with Zimmerman being set free of all charges, including second degree murder, it might be quite an understatement to say that our nation has been in a state of discontent and unrest. Our nation especially always has had an interesting past with racism and this seems to have once again sparked that feud. President Obama has recently had a press conference in order to settle the nations qualms. Surprisingly, his thoughts...

Ever since the Treyvon Martin case made the news, and recently settled with Zimmerman being set free of all charges, including second degree murder, ...

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Justin's Heart Warming Story.
19 jul 2013 18:39

A little 5 week old kitten was cruelly set on fire in New Jersey. He was found by some good Samaritans and brought to the Pennsylvania SPCA. The kitten was named Justin and is currently undergoing some intense care and lots of love. It's truly atrocious to see people committing stuff like this, but the little guy is doing well and his story is an inspiration.

A little 5 week old kitten was cruelly set on fire in New Jersey. He was found by some good Samaritans and brought to the Pennsylvania SPCA.

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The Oldest Sharpshooter In The World!
19 jul 2013 14:04

Chandro Tomar is a 78 year old Indian grandmother, who is believed to be the world's oldest pro sharpshooter. This incredible woman raised six children and fifteen grandchildren, while participating in and winning 25 national championships across India. "As soon as I shot my first pistol I was hooked. And now I’ve shown everyone there’s no disadvantages to my age. If you’re focused you can do anything", said Chandro. She often attends a local firing range where she's never short of spectators. The club’s coach, Farooq Pathan, who set up the shooting club in 1998 with a couple of friends, said: "She was so good some of the men stopped turning up altogether to avoid being humiliated by her, a old woman. She has the ultimate skill, a steady hand and a sharp eye." This super granny is still competing and winning gold at the Veteran Shooting Championship held in Chennai. You go girl!

Chandro Tomar is a 78 year old Indian grandmother, who is believed to be the world's oldest pro sharpshooter.

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300 Stingrays Found Dead On A Mexican Beach!
19 jul 2013 13:11

Over 300 stingrays are found dead on the Mexican beach in the Gulf coast state of Veracruz. There are speculations that fisherman dumped them there upon realizing they couldn't sell them, and there's also talk about them being washed out by the waves at sunset. The authorities are investigating this stingray mass massacre.

Over 300 stingrays are found dead on the Mexican beach in the Gulf coast state of Veracruz. There are speculations that fisherman dumped them there upon realizing they couldn't sell them, ...

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Russian President Takes The Notion Of A "Public Figure" To An Extreme!
19 jul 2013 12:49

I have nothing against Putin, but it seems like all the pressure of being Russia's president for over a decade has taken a toll on him. He's well known for his publicity stunts, and has done everything from riding a horse, shirtless, to flying with a flock of cranes, to finding ancient Greek pottery in the Black Sea. It seems that he is desperately trying to portray a macho as well as a humble man image of himself. It's understandable that keeping himself in the public eye is important, but quite frankly the scale and frequency of his stunts borders on ridiculous. May be he's overcompensating for his aging ego? Here's what I mean.

I have nothing against Putin, but it seems like all the pressure of being Russia's president for over a decade has taken a toll on him.

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Amy Schumer on NBC
18 jul 2013 23:52

Amy Schumer has been making the rounds to basically do the robot over the fact she had a successful first season of her show and tell everyone it’s on Hulu Plus now. And while her show is pretty funny, I’m a little conflicted about her. Whenever I think about Schumer, I think about the jokes she made about Patrice O’Neal’s diabetes during the Charlie Sheen Roast. Of course, that diabetes later killed him. Now, I don’t want to sound like I’m angry at her for making the jokes since it’s a roast and it’s fair game. But the train of thought just reminds me that Patrice O’Neal is gone and it makes me sad. It’s totally random and I can’t quite get over it. Sorry, Amy. Anyway, she was on Leno and they talked shop about crappy comedy gigs in their past. One of the stories involved performing at a hunger strike…for a terrorist organization. Take a look.

Amy Schumer has been making the rounds to basically do the robot over the fact she had a successful first season of her show and tell everyone it’s on Hulu Plus now.

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