Charles Ramsey is a hero after freeing three women who had been kidnapped and held captive by his neighbor for 10 years. The Cleveland, Ohio man has also quickly become a viral video star after giving a series of descriptive interviews about the rescue. “I barbecued with this dude! We ate ribs and whatnot, and listened to salsa music,” Ramsey explained when describing neighbor Ariel Castro. Castro now stands accused of kidnapping Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight, who have all gone missing over the past decade. It was Berry, whose disappearance in 2003 was big news in Cleveland, that Ramsey heard screaming, and then freed from a partially locked door by kicking it in. While it took a little while for Ramsey to realize this was the Amanda Berry, he knew from the get-go something was seriously amiss. “I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway,” he told local reporters. In addition to his interviews, Ramsey also proved to be quite entertaining on the 911 call he placed after freeing Berry — which led to DeJesus and Knight being rescued. That NSFW recording is below, and after you listen to it we think you’ll agree that Ramsey needs to get the auto-tune treatment and a hefty endorsement from McDonald’s.

Car commercials have a habit of making such little sense that it’s often not until you get to the end of the ad that you even know it’s for a car. Which is sort of the case with Audi’s new Spock vs. Spock ad, which pits actors Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto against each other in a race to prove which is the superior Spock. In this imaginary world (which we secretly hope is real), Quinto and Nimoy have a fun rivalry in which they play online chess and race each other to golf courses. Unfortunately for Leonard Nimoy, however, he doesn’t have a far-superior and magical Audi but rather an allegedly inferior Mercedes-Benz that makes old Spock spout the F-word. (Points to you, Mercedes, for eliciting such human emotion from him.) Check out the entire video above for even more adorable, not to mention the best use of the Vulcan death grip — and the most random use of Nimoy’s ’70s song ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins’ — ever.

In case you were letting the prospect of Benedict Cumberbatch in ‘Star Trek Into Darkness‘ get you all worked up, here’s Screen Junkies reminding you exactly what the last ‘Star Trek’ movie really was. Will we even be able to see Cumberbatch’s face through all the lens flares? After watching this Honest Trailer, we’re not sure. We just hope Captain Kirk hasn’t changed his punched face expression, because now that it has been pointed out to us, we want to see it more and more. More, we say!

Real or not real, this is officially the best part of going to a Grizzlies game — watching people break up on the Kiss Cam. Unless, of course, you’re the guy who got dumped, in which case this is probably the worst part of going to a Grizzlies game. Let this be a lesson to all of you who disrespect the Kiss Cam — you could wind up walking out alone with a soaking wet shirt. Just hang up the cell phone and kiss the girl. Or she could be walking out with a mascot on her arm, which is kind of creepy and gross, now that we think about it.