What. No. It can’t be real. It…it just can’t be. YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL. The Oreo was as perfect a creation as any, right up there with equally transcendent black and white cookie, especially Double-Stuffed Oreos, but no, you had to play God. As “shslvalkyrie” points out: aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SH*T. THIS IS A PIECE OF SH*T. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS F*CKING BULLSH*T. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH F*CKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO F*CKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SH*T THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS F*CKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. F*CK THIS, AND F* CK YOU MOREOS". Read the full post here: http://ahatefulcuss.tumblr.com/post/56825066939/perchu-shslvalkyrie-what-a-time-to-be
As soon as I saw that Courtney Love would be a guest on The Late Late Show I knew Craig Ferguson would have a field day. But I had no clue things would take the turn they did. The interview was destined for greatness as soon as Ferguson remarked that Love looked “respectable” (the crowd “ooh’d” in response). While I figured the whole thing would just be Ferguson poking gentle fun at Love, I didn’t expect them to talk about the time she tried to sleep with him, only to have him brush off her advances. “Maybe it was something in my breath, you were like, ‘No, it’s too much trouble,’” Love recalled. To which a laughing Ferguson responded, “Um, yeah.” Last night marked one of the few times I can remember Ferguson seeming mildly uncomfortable in an interview. Courtney Love will do that to ya. Enjoy.
Hm, let’s see. Less than a week after DJ Khaled creeped the world out with a marriage proposal video to Nicki Minaj, who still hasn’t answered, probably because she was too busy twerking, comes a new song of his called “I Wanna Be with You,” featuring none other than Rick Ross, Future, and…Nicki Minaj. WAIT. Was that proposal a marketing sham? YOU USED ME, KHALED. YOU USED ME.
Here's a little piece of aesthetic beauty for you. These super creative candle holders, of which many can be self made are another one of these little things that can make your house special and truly yours. You might even get inspired to create something after looking through these.
Lake Ubari is one of the few lakes left in the Libian desert that's more than 100,000 years old. Scientists claim that there used to be a huge water ecosystem, which dried down to around 20 little lakes. The desert mirage might not always be a hallucination after all. This magical slice of paradise is a huge tourist attraction, and it's easy to see why.
Imagine, if you will, a movie about the Alamo that features a Bollywood actor with a steampunk missile launcher killing Mexican cyborg assassins, led by a ninja who’s really an alien. That’s pretty much what 47 Ronin is doing to a Japanese national legend, much to the amusement of the Japanese. It’s kind of a shame, actually, because this looks pretty good for what it is: A big-budget version of a high-fantasy wuxia movie, only with all the pretentious trappings Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon made mandatory dumped in favor of CGI. OK, so it doesn’t look like a classic, but that said…
An astounding 1.7 million square meters of paradise opened in Chengdu, China at the beginning of July. The New Century Global Center is worlds largest building. It features luxurious vacation amenities like palm trees, fine hotels, shopping, a "Mediterranean" village, and a water park with an artificial beach. This consumer oasis even has it's own 24-hour artificial sun. Wow!
